destroyulator/game/scripts
Monster Robot Party 14ebc1d6f5 LANE9: ride the office chair
E on an office chair (hands empty) mounts it: the player's capsule collision is
disabled and it rides on top, WASD shoves it (strong) and yaws it (weak, on
purpose — steering a chair is bad), momentum is real. Ramming breaks brittle
things through the same brittle_speed path as any collision — no new damage code.
Sledge the chair out from under yourself and the ride ends on the spot. E or
death dismounts and restores collision.

Split _try_mount (the crosshair ray) from _mount (the state change) so the ride
mechanics are testable without synthetic camera aim. dev/probe_chair.gd: mount
disables collision, player tracks the seat to 2mm, dismount restores it. CHAIR OK.

All gates green: smoke clean, 6/6 sites 0.00 m/s, overlap CLEAN, all four LANE9
probes pass.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-08-04 00:25:32 +10:00
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Ambience.gd LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
Ambience.gd.uid LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
Backrooms.gd LANE7: there are two of them, and the room changes one thing every loop 2026-07-31 20:07:44 +10:00
Backrooms.gd.uid LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
Cabinet.gd LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
Cabinet.gd.uid LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
CubicleHell.gd LANE7: CUBICLE HELL — the tilt loop, the job, and the payslip 2026-07-31 17:34:34 +10:00
CubicleHell.gd.uid LANE7: CUBICLE HELL — the tilt loop, the job, and the payslip 2026-07-31 17:34:34 +10:00
Dread.gd LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
Dread.gd.uid LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
Dust.gd LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
Dust.gd.uid LANE7: LEVEL 0 — the Backrooms, generated walls, and the dust mechanic 2026-07-31 19:05:56 +10:00
Entity.gd LANE7: there are two of them, and the room changes one thing every loop 2026-07-31 20:07:44 +10:00
Entity.gd.uid LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
Floorplan.gd LANE7: four workplaces, built from data 2026-07-31 17:58:41 +10:00
Floorplan.gd.uid LANE7: four workplaces, built from data 2026-07-31 17:58:41 +10:00
GameMode.gd LANE1: record-destruction ritual + Find-the-Misfiled-Disc mode 2026-07-14 19:40:52 +10:00
GameMode.gd.uid LANE1: record-destruction ritual + Find-the-Misfiled-Disc mode 2026-07-14 19:40:52 +10:00
Gauntlet.gd LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
Gauntlet.gd.uid LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
Gore.gd LANE7: you can die in LEVEL 0, and how you died decides which death you get 2026-07-31 19:44:26 +10:00
Gore.gd.uid LANE7: you can die in LEVEL 0, and how you died decides which death you get 2026-07-31 19:44:26 +10:00
GrabController.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
GrabController.gd.uid LANE1: record-destruction ritual + Find-the-Misfiled-Disc mode 2026-07-14 19:40:52 +10:00
Hud.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
Hud.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
Juice.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
Juice.gd.uid Restructure into monorepo: game/ is the Godot lane 2026-07-14 15:33:13 +10:00
Levels.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
Levels.gd.uid LANE7: four workplaces, built from data 2026-07-31 17:58:41 +10:00
Main.gd LANE9: make the stillness gate deterministic (scales + packed stacks) 2026-08-04 00:13:44 +10:00
Main.gd.uid Restructure into monorepo: game/ is the Godot lane 2026-07-14 15:33:13 +10:00
Modes.gd LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
Modes.gd.uid LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
Player.gd LANE9: ride the office chair 2026-08-04 00:25:32 +10:00
Player.gd.uid Restructure into monorepo: game/ is the Godot lane 2026-07-14 15:33:13 +10:00
Rage.gd LANE7: CUBICLE HELL — the tilt loop, the job, and the payslip 2026-07-31 17:34:34 +10:00
Rage.gd.uid LANE7: CUBICLE HELL — the tilt loop, the job, and the payslip 2026-07-31 17:34:34 +10:00
RageOverlay.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
RageOverlay.gd.uid LANE7: CUBICLE HELL — the tilt loop, the job, and the payslip 2026-07-31 17:34:34 +10:00
Receipt.gd LANE9: the incident report — HR itemizes your meltdown 2026-08-04 00:05:33 +10:00
Receipt.gd.uid LANE9: the incident report — HR itemizes your meltdown 2026-08-04 00:05:33 +10:00
Record.gd LANE6: LEVEL 01 is an office — Dunder Mifflin floor plan, and a spawn guard 2026-07-31 17:13:23 +10:00
Record.gd.uid LANE1: record-destruction ritual + Find-the-Misfiled-Disc mode 2026-07-14 19:40:52 +10:00
Roomba.gd LANE9: the Roomba — company property that eats your evidence 2026-08-04 00:00:58 +10:00
Roomba.gd.uid LANE9: the Roomba — company property that eats your evidence 2026-08-04 00:00:58 +10:00
Smashable.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
Smashable.gd.uid Restructure into monorepo: game/ is the Godot lane 2026-07-14 15:33:13 +10:00
Splat.gd LANE8: the greengrocer — soft stock, stacks that collapse, and litres 2026-08-01 09:38:35 +10:00
Splat.gd.uid LANE8: the greengrocer — soft stock, stacks that collapse, and litres 2026-08-01 09:38:35 +10:00
Tasks.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
Tasks.gd.uid LANE7: CUBICLE HELL — the tilt loop, the job, and the payslip 2026-07-31 17:34:34 +10:00
ViewModel.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
ViewModel.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
Weapon.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
Weapon.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00