Monster Robot Party
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E on an office chair (hands empty) mounts it: the player's capsule collision is disabled and it rides on top, WASD shoves it (strong) and yaws it (weak, on purpose — steering a chair is bad), momentum is real. Ramming breaks brittle things through the same brittle_speed path as any collision — no new damage code. Sledge the chair out from under yourself and the ride ends on the spot. E or death dismounts and restores collision. Split _try_mount (the crosshair ray) from _mount (the state change) so the ride mechanics are testable without synthetic camera aim. dev/probe_chair.gd: mount disables collision, player tracks the seat to 2mm, dismount restores it. CHAIR OK. All gates green: smoke clean, 6/6 sites 0.00 m/s, overlap CLEAN, all four LANE9 probes pass. Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 <noreply@anthropic.com> |
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DESTROYULATOR
Clock out. Smash everything.
A comedic, non-violent, first-person workplace-destruction game from Monster Robot Party. Nobody gets hurt but the furniture.
The game is CUBICLE HELL. You work a shift doing deliberately infuriating office tasks. A rage meter fills. When it fills you snap, and you physically cannot go back to your desk until you've broken enough things. Then you sit back down and try to earn the rest of your day. Your score is your payslip: wages earned minus damages caused — so during a meltdown you want to wreck a lot of cheap rubbish rather than one expensive filing cabinet. Falling Down, scored by payroll.
Six sites (Scranton branch, Pawnee city hall, a hacker house, a windowless IT
basement, a greengrocer where everything is soft except the bottles, and the Backrooms — where the walls are procedurally generated and everything
you're there to destroy is invisible until you coat it in extinguisher powder, some of
which you breathe) and four modes (Cubicle Hell, the Gauntlet, Total Destruction, Against the
Clock). Sites are data, not code — see game/scripts/Levels.gd.
Design, built and planned, lives in LANES/LANE7-cubicle-hell.md.
Monorepo layout — one lane per directory
| Dir | Lane | What |
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game/ |
Lane 1 — the game | Godot 4.7 (Jolt physics, Mac-native). The shippable build. |
web/ |
Lane 3 — web toy | Three.js dig-and-destroy demo (planned; thriftgod-adjacent). |
tools/ |
asset build | Blender generators for the viewmodel + office props. Re-runnable. |
LANES/ |
coordination | Execution specs for parallel Claude/Opus work sessions. |
3D-STORE/ |
not in git | 700MB Blender/Unreal source-asset vault (see .gitignore). |
destroyulater.txt |
lore | The founding chat where the idea happened. |
Asset generation lives in its own repo: ~/Documents/meshgod (text→GLB factory). The
first-person arms are cut from ~/Documents/character_kit_modular (the GODVERSE modular
character kit) by tools/gen_fps_arms.py.
Rules for parallel work sessions
- A lane session writes ONLY inside its own directory. Cross-lane contracts
(asset formats, file drops) are specified in
LANES/*.md. - Every change to
game/must pass the headless smoke test before commit:Godot --headless --path game --quit-after 180with zero script errors. - GLB convention everywhere: glTF Y-up, 1 unit = 1 m, origin at floor-center.