destroyulator/game/dev
Monster Robot Party 14ebc1d6f5 LANE9: ride the office chair
E on an office chair (hands empty) mounts it: the player's capsule collision is
disabled and it rides on top, WASD shoves it (strong) and yaws it (weak, on
purpose — steering a chair is bad), momentum is real. Ramming breaks brittle
things through the same brittle_speed path as any collision — no new damage code.
Sledge the chair out from under yourself and the ride ends on the spot. E or
death dismounts and restores collision.

Split _try_mount (the crosshair ray) from _mount (the state change) so the ride
mechanics are testable without synthetic camera aim. dev/probe_chair.gd: mount
disables collision, player tracks the seat to 2mm, dismount restores it. CHAIR OK.

All gates green: smoke clean, 6/6 sites 0.00 m/s, overlap CLEAN, all four LANE9
probes pass.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-08-04 00:25:32 +10:00
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demo.tscn LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
DemoDriver.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
DemoDriver.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_arms.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_arms.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_backrooms.gd LANE7: LEVEL 0 — the Backrooms, generated walls, and the dust mechanic 2026-07-31 19:05:56 +10:00
probe_backrooms.gd.uid LANE7: LEVEL 0 — the Backrooms, generated walls, and the dust mechanic 2026-07-31 19:05:56 +10:00
probe_bags.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_bags.gd.uid LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_chair.gd LANE9: ride the office chair 2026-08-04 00:25:32 +10:00
probe_chair.gd.uid LANE9: ride the office chair 2026-08-04 00:25:32 +10:00
probe_death.gd LANE7: you can die in LEVEL 0, and how you died decides which death you get 2026-07-31 19:44:26 +10:00
probe_death.gd.uid LANE7: there are two of them, and the room changes one thing every loop 2026-07-31 20:07:44 +10:00
probe_gauntlet.gd LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
probe_gauntlet.gd.uid LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
probe_grocer.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_grocer.gd.uid LANE8: the greengrocer — soft stock, stacks that collapse, and litres 2026-08-01 09:38:35 +10:00
probe_horror.gd LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
probe_horror.gd.uid LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
probe_levels.gd LANE9: the grocer is still again — settle sweep + parked scale pans 2026-08-03 23:57:25 +10:00
probe_levels.gd.uid LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
probe_overlap.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_overlap.gd.uid LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_receipt.gd LANE9: the incident report — HR itemizes your meltdown 2026-08-04 00:05:33 +10:00
probe_receipt.gd.uid LANE9: the incident report — HR itemizes your meltdown 2026-08-04 00:05:33 +10:00
probe_roomba.gd LANE9: the Roomba — company property that eats your evidence 2026-08-04 00:00:58 +10:00
probe_roomba.gd.uid LANE9: the incident report — HR itemizes your meltdown 2026-08-04 00:05:33 +10:00
probe_scale.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_scale.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_settle.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_settle.gd.uid LANE9: the Roomba — company property that eats your evidence 2026-08-04 00:00:58 +10:00
probe_two.gd LANE7: there are two of them, and the room changes one thing every loop 2026-07-31 20:07:44 +10:00
probe_two.gd.uid LANE7: there are two of them, and the room changes one thing every loop 2026-07-31 20:07:44 +10:00
probe_vm.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_vm.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00