Lane F: the v5 README teaser — held three rounds, shipped with the tag

The teaser and the tag were one claim, so it waited until there was a tag to stand on.
v5.0-alpha is now live at e7d58ea: walk into Monster Robot Party on Musgrave Road and riffle
its own real crate — 120 real records off its real POS, real covers, titles and prices.

Documents the tier ladder as the epoch's load-bearing idea (0 parody / 1 static real / 2 live
GODVERSE, each degrading softly to the one below), the offline law (?noassets fetches zero
bytes; a missing atlas falls to parody, never another shop's crate), and the covenant that
outlived four epochs (?classic=1 → 0x3fa36874, byte-identical forever).

States the licence position where a reader will actually meet it: item photos are each shop's
own product shots, in-house green, FLAGGED before any public or commercial release; real
titles/artists ride the same amendment; and no in-game purchase touches real inventory —
sell-sandboxed by ruling, with the reservation tier chartered for v5.x, not assumed.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.8 <noreply@anthropic.com>

README.md

@@ -97,6 +97,37 @@ Fitzroy mecca, the thin tail (labelled honestly: the floor is shops-per-street-m
 below it), the synthetic control, and the `?classic=1` covenant made visible. Charter:
 [`docs/V4_REAL_MAP.md`](docs/V4_REAL_MAP.md) · data + licences (ODbL):
 [`web/assets/towns/SOURCES.md`](web/assets/towns/SOURCES.md).
+
+## v5.0-alpha — THE FIRST REAL CRATE: the shops get real too
+
+**v4 made the towns real. v5 makes the shops real** — and the first one is standing.
+
+Boot `?plansrc=osm&town=redhill_godverse&stock=real`, walk down **Musgrave Road** into **Monster Robot
+Party** (147 Musgrave Rd, Red Hill, Brisbane — a real record shop), and riffle its crate. The records in
+it are **that shop's real stock**: 120 real records off its real point-of-sale, real covers, real titles,
+real prices. Buy one and the wallet debits what the sticker says. It's gone for the session and back next
+boot — because until the live tier lands, the crate is a **file**, not a shop's ledger.
+
+**Stock is a data tier now**, exactly like assets — each rung fully playable, each degrading softly to
+the one below, so the game never depends on a server to be a game:
+
+| tier | what | deterministic? |
+|---|---|---|
+| **0 · parody** | seeded canvas sleeves (v1) — any boot, always works | yes — the QA baseline |
+| **1 · static real** | per-shop atlases baked from the shop's own POS | yes — atlases are files |
+| 2 · live GODVERSE | live stock, sold-means-gone *(design ratified, not built)* | no — by design |
+
+**The offline law:** the server enriches, never gates. `?noassets=1` still fetches **zero bytes** and plays
+silent-and-fine; a shop whose atlas is missing falls soft to parody rather than borrowing someone else's
+crate; and **`?classic=1` still boots the exact v2 town, byte-identical forever** (`0x3fa36874`). The
+world stays seeded and golden-gated — only the *stock inside it* is data.
+
+**Provenance:** item photos are each shop's own product shots, 🟢 in-house — **flagged before any public
+or commercial release**, and every atlas carries that flag where the QA gate must print it. Real titles
+and artists are an in-house amendment to the no-real-trademarks law, on the same footing. **Nothing an
+in-game purchase does touches real inventory** — v5.0 ships sell-sandboxed by ruling; a real reservation
+tier is chartered for v5.x, not assumed. Charter: [`docs/V5_REAL_SHOP.md`](docs/V5_REAL_SHOP.md) ·
+economy design: [`docs/G3_ECONOMY_DESIGN.md`](docs/G3_ECONOMY_DESIGN.md).
 | `?seed=N` | `20261990` | town seed |
 
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