The move ladder continues: garage -> 20x20 warehouse with 8kW
three-phase. Immersion tank answers the fire era — eight rack-class
slots under mineral oil, 85% heat reduction, cannot ignite (verified:
8x H100 flat-out at 82C, zero fires). CRAC unit and AIO liquid loop
fill out the cooling ladder. New recurring revenue: SaaS subscribers
funnel in from live view rates and churn on latency (serving consumes
inference tokens before the video pipeline — overselling your compute
bleeds customers), on model collapse, and on outages (breaker trips
instantly cost 15% of subscribers).
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Rooms are data now: geometry per backdrop, sim and renderer both
room-aware. First expansion beat: Move HQ to the garage ($3k) — 14x14
of concrete and 2.4kW of service, MODELBEAST-generated backdrop.
Heat got teeth: packed carriers choke airflow (+15% heat per extra
card) and throttling no longer self-regulates temps, so a crammed rig
sustained over 95C ignites — device and cards destroyed, fire spreads
heat and can cascade; click flames to beat them out with a hoodie, or
a CO2 extinguisher within 3 tiles sacrifices itself automatically.
Used cards (P106, MTT S80, RX 580) now die under load. Attention
tools: ad-spend slider with log-diminishing hype, and the email Spam
Blast — instant catalog-wide views on a 60s cooldown with a 15%
blacklist gamble.
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Compute is componentized: 11 parody GPU cards (Ex-Mining P106, GFX 1060
Dumpster, Radish VII Furnace, RTX 4090 Gigachonk, H100 'The Vault',
B200 BigChungus...) install into carrier slots — Budget PC takes one,
the milk-crate rig four, the half rack eight with rack-only datacenter
cards. Cards carry tok/watts/VRAM/heat individually; total cluster VRAM
must hold the running model version or all token output starves.
Storage devices (SSD shoebox / NVMe hoard / NAS tower) gate training:
no checkpoint space, no progress. Network grows a switch layer with
per-switch throughput caps between devices and uplinks. Shop grouped
by category. Old saves migrate with equivalent card loadouts.
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Platforms adapt to your slop (ALGO HEAT): each publish raises spam-filter
wariness which throttles all view rates up to 85%; training a new model
tier slips past the filters. Verified loop: publish -> squeeze -> train ->
relief. New hardware: 20A sub-panel (+1500W), fiber uplink (1Gbps, 8
ports), Cash Furnace (burns $1.50/s for +40% views, breaker-immune).
Fix: New Game wipe no longer clobbered by the beforeunload autosave.
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