P8's machine, and the one station where evenness is FREE. A knife makes
you earn every slice; the mandoline hands you a perfect one every
stroke. So the game is not the cut. The game is the last third of the
vegetable, where your knuckles get close to the blade and the only
thing between them is a guard that wastes what it protects.
The trade, and it is the whole station: bare-handed shaves further down
for a better yield and is COMPLETELY SAFE while the thing is long — the
risk is zero above a comfortable stub and climbs steeply below it, so
careful play never bleeds and greed does. The guard is not a probability,
it is a fact: with it on you cannot be cut. It also cannot grip a stub,
so it stops you early and leaves waste in the bin.
Bleeding is not a bad row, it is a health inspector: the plate caps at
3.5 and the detail reads 'that food does not leave my kitchen'.
Two fixes the verification forced:
- The first tuning asked for 14 slices, and a guarded cook tops out at
about 13 — so the safe route could not satisfy the ticket and the
player was choosing between failing the ask and bleeding. That breaks
the house rule that careful play is reliably safe. The ask is 12 now
(10..13 procedurally), reachable guarded, with bare-handed greed worth
a couple of extra slices and nothing you could not otherwise earn.
- The waste scale punished the guard so hard that safe play was mediocre
by construction. Re-centred on the guard floor: the guard costs a
little yield, it does not sink the run.
And a bug the screenshot caught, which turned out to be three bugs: the
nick message is sticky by design (updateHud refuses to overwrite it), and
NOTHING cleared it on reset — so a fresh cook was told 'THE BLADE FOUND
YOU' in red before touching the machine. The fryer's 'it CAUGHT you' and
the air fryer's 'jumped the rack' had the identical trap. All three
cleared on reset.
Verified: careful 9.6 (13 slices, guarded, hands intact); greedy 15
slices — MORE yield — and 3.5 for bleeding on them; word clean on a
fresh board; curry 10.0, chips 10.0.
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The MODELBEAST station lane finished — 14 hero props, all local, all
free — and the single-instance vessels are now wired into the benches
that were still cooking in grey primitives:
- the deep fryer: a steel pot with handles, a wire basket that rides the
lift animation, and a proper drain rack stage left
- the poach: a perforated slotted spoon the egg actually sits IN
- pasta night: a real stockpot, with the salt visibly clouding the water
Per-piece food (wings, chips) stays procedural on purpose: their colour
IS the gameplay read — raw to golden to regret — and a textured mesh
tinted per-frame reads as mud. Fidelity loses to legibility.
Three fixes the screenshots forced, none of which guessing would have
found:
- The oil disc was sized to the understudy cylinder, so it poked out
past the real pot's narrower rim like a yellow skirt. Refitted.
- The basket sat below the oil line — invisible, and a basket you
cannot see is a basket you cannot judge. Raised proud, handle kept.
- The spoon is 1.9 long in Z with its bowl at one END, so centring the
model parked the bowl a full half-length away from the egg. Measured
the bounding box in-browser and shifted by half the length; the egg
rides the bowl now.
And one prop rejected: the generated egg carton ships with six eggs
baked into the mesh, and that bench is entirely about which eggs are
YOURS — draggable, float-tested, state-coloured. A carton that already
has eggs in it is a lie the player has to see past. An empty tray is
queued instead.
Verified after: chips 10.0, poach 9.9, pasta 10.0.
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The pot of oil, from the atlas: oil is the fear mechanic and the double
fry is the physics, not the flavour text. Cold oil soaks (grease). Hot
oil seals — and the seal is REAL: past ~0.8 gold the crust shuts and the
inside stops listening, so one screaming-hot fry gives you 'firm in the
middle — the seal beat the cook'. The honest path is the card's path:
blanch in the shimmer until fluffy, REST on the rack while the steam
escapes (dryness is what golds — the oil spends it, the rack rebuilds
it), then back in HOT for the colour. The basket knocks the oil down a
full degree when it lands, because thermal mass does not care about
your schedule.
THE SPIT is the knuckle lesson with a floor: raw chips in oil past 8.4
throw it back, and a spit only burns the hand PARKED OVER THE POT — the
pointer is your hand, and standing back costs nothing. The judge's row
reads 'it spat 13 times; you did not flinch' or names exactly what the
hovering cost you.
First cut had two dead spots the adversarial pass caught: the seal was
too weak (a single hot fry still cooked through for 9.1) and the spit
window was unreachable (the basket-knock kept the oil under SPIT_AT for
the whole raw phase). Rebalanced: seal 1.25x, gold rate up, spit at 8.4.
Verified: double-fry 10.0 ('proper gold · fluffy inside · dry. drained.
correct · 2 fries — as the card says'); one-hot-fry-hand-hovering 7.6
with 13 burns. Day 24 on the card, procedural arm, ghost demo slot 24,
hero_chips on the scorecard, Ray's portrait already on the ticket.
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