diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 74ca6fd..f560f82 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -55,6 +55,17 @@ it (char 99.9% → 54.5%, evenness 0.029 → 0.226). The judge notices both.
 And MITEY is its own skill: spread it on, then take almost all of it back off. He
 wants to see the toast *through* it.
 
+Peanut butter comes smooth or crunchy, and both are *natural* — the jar
+separates while it sits. The oil rises; the paste underneath dries out. An
+unstirred first dip is a slick (flows at almost no pressure, goes on thin and
+shiny), the dips after it are grout (fights like cold butter). Swirl the knife
+in the jar — about two and a half circles — to mix it back, and yes, stirring
+costs time, and time costs toast warmth. The judge reads the mass-weighted mean
+*and spread* of the consistency that actually landed: `oil 0.50 ±0.00 — just
+right` versus `oil 0.54 ±0.23 — slick here, grout there`, because a slick strip
+and a grout strip average to "correct" and nobody eats the average. Crunchy
+additionally has chunks, and the chunks are judged like rind (below).
+
 Marmalade adds a second axis: the rind. Bits drop off the blade **per unit of
 stroke distance**, so a dabbing knife makes a pile and a moving knife lays a
 trail — and because the shed rate scales with what's left on the blade, one dip
diff --git a/src/dev.ts b/src/dev.ts
index 0bdc4af..df49bdc 100644
--- a/src/dev.ts
+++ b/src/dev.ts
@@ -87,6 +87,21 @@ export function installDevHarness(app: App, game: Game): void {
       return harness.stats();
     },
 
+    /** Swirl the knife in the jar — remixes a separated spread. */
+    swirl(circles = 3) {
+      const hit = (kitchen as unknown as { potHit: THREE.Mesh | null }).potHit;
+      const wp = new THREE.Vector3(3.15, 0.56, 0.45);
+      hit?.getWorldPosition(wp);
+      const steps = Math.round(circles * 48);
+      for (let i = 0; i <= steps; i++) {
+        const a = (i / 48) * Math.PI * 2;
+        point(wp.x + Math.cos(a) * 0.2, wp.y, wp.z + Math.sin(a) * 0.2, true);
+        app.step(1 / 60);
+      }
+      app.input.down = false;
+      app.step(1 / 60);
+    },
+
     /** Park the cursor off the toast so a screenshot isn't full of knife. */
     park() {
       point(2.5, kitchen.currentSlice.topY, 1.3, false);
diff --git a/src/game/game.ts b/src/game/game.ts
index 4a3cbc6..9e514f0 100644
--- a/src/game/game.ts
+++ b/src/game/game.ts
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ import { DrawerView } from '../scenes/drawer';
 import { TOOLS, type ToolId } from '../sim/cutlery';
 import { audio } from '../core/audio';
 import { coolStep } from '../sim/toasting';
+import { SPREADS } from '../sim/spreads';
 import { judge, type Grade } from './judging';
 import { DAYS, proceduralOrder, nameBrowning, type Order } from './orders';
 import { el, Panel } from '../ui/hud';
@@ -158,6 +159,9 @@ export class Game {
       this.ticketEl,
       `butter is ${o.butterSoftness > 0.6 ? 'soft' : o.butterSoftness > 0.3 ? 'firm' : 'fridge-hard'} today`,
     );
+    if (SPREADS[o.spread].separates) {
+      el('div', 'ticket-hint', this.ticketEl, 'the jar has been sitting — stir it before you dip');
+    }
   }
 
   /** Called when the player hands the plate over. */
diff --git a/src/game/judging.ts b/src/game/judging.ts
index c7997d0..c2a11f6 100644
--- a/src/game/judging.ts
+++ b/src/game/judging.ts
@@ -90,6 +90,7 @@ export function judge(slice: Slice, order: Order, usedTool: ToolId, seconds: num
       detail: d.mean < 0.002 ? 'intact' : `torn over ${Math.round(slice.damage.fraction(slice.mask, (v) => v > 0.02) * 100)}%`,
     },
     ...(def.particles ? [rindCriterion(slice, def.particles.name)] : []),
+    ...(def.separates ? [consistencyCriterion(slice)] : []),
     {
       key: 'amount',
       label: 'The Right Amount',
@@ -184,6 +185,40 @@ function rindCriterion(slice: Slice, name: string): Criterion {
   };
 }
 
+/**
+ * How the spread that actually landed compares to a properly stirred jar.
+ * 0.5 is right; the slick off the top of an unstirred jar pushes it up, the
+ * dried paste underneath pulls it down. The fix was always the same: stir.
+ */
+function consistencyCriterion(slice: Slice): Criterion {
+  const oil = slice.oilMean;
+  const spread = slice.oilStdev;
+  const off = Math.abs(oil - 0.5);
+  // Two ways to fail: wrong on average, or right on average and wrong in every
+  // individual bite. The stdev term is what stops "one oily strip, one dry
+  // strip" from scoring as though the jar had been stirred.
+  const score = clamp01(1 - off / 0.32 - spread / 0.24);
+  const word =
+    spread > 0.15
+      ? 'slick here, grout there'
+      : oil > 0.78
+        ? 'a slick'
+        : oil > 0.62
+          ? 'oily'
+          : oil >= 0.38
+            ? 'just right'
+            : oil >= 0.22
+              ? 'dry'
+              : 'grout';
+  return {
+    key: 'consistency',
+    label: 'Consistency',
+    score,
+    weight: 1.1,
+    detail: `oil ${oil.toFixed(2)} ±${spread.toFixed(2)} — ${word}`,
+  };
+}
+
 function cap(s: string): string {
   return s.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + s.slice(1);
 }
diff --git a/src/game/lines.ts b/src/game/lines.ts
index 239db78..d68d8d9 100644
--- a/src/game/lines.ts
+++ b/src/game/lines.ts
@@ -108,16 +108,30 @@ const BANK: Bank = {
   },
   rind: {
     bad: [
-      'The rind is all in one postcode.',
-      'You have made a toast with a rind district.',
-      'Every piece of rind, huddled together for warmth. Spread them OUT.',
-      'One bite of this is all rind. The others are an apology.',
-      'There is no rind on this. Did you eat it? You ate it.',
+      'All the {bits}, in one postcode.',
+      'You have made a toast with a {bits} district.',
+      'Every piece of {bits}, huddled together for warmth. Spread them OUT.',
+      'One bite of this is all {bits}. The others are an apology.',
+      'There is no {bits} on this. Did you eat it? You ate it.',
     ],
     good: [
-      'The rind is evenly strewn. That takes patience, and you had it.',
-      'Every bite gets its piece of rind. That is the entire craft.',
-      'Rind distribution: textbook. I did not expect that today.',
+      'Evenly strewn {bits}. That takes patience, and you had it.',
+      'Every bite gets its {bits}. That is the entire craft.',
+      'The {bits}: textbook distribution. I did not expect that today.',
+    ],
+  },
+  consistency: {
+    bad: [
+      'It is weeping oil. I can hear it.',
+      'You did not stir the jar. The jar knows. I know.',
+      'This has the texture of grout. Grout with ambitions.',
+      'Half slick, half plaster. Pick a toast.',
+      'The oil went on first and the cement went on after. Stir. The. Jar.',
+    ],
+    good: [
+      'Properly stirred. You can taste the difference, and I intend to.',
+      'The consistency is exactly right. Someone respected the jar.',
+      'Smooth, even, no slick. The jar was stirred by an adult.',
     ],
   },
   tool: {
@@ -168,6 +182,7 @@ function fill(s: string, order: Order, v: Verdict, tool: string): string {
     .replace('{got}', v.criteria.find((c) => c.key === 'amount')?.detail.split(' — ')[0] ?? 'that')
     // Mid-sentence, so lowercase — except MITEY, which is shouted on principle.
     .replace('{spread}', spread.id === 'mitey' ? 'MITEY' : spread.name.toLowerCase())
+    .replaceAll('{bits}', spread.particles?.name ?? 'rind')
     .replace('{tool}', tool.toLowerCase());
 }
 
diff --git a/src/game/orders.ts b/src/game/orders.ts
index 830cc4d..e49eb5c 100644
--- a/src/game/orders.ts
+++ b/src/game/orders.ts
@@ -112,7 +112,7 @@ export const DAYS: Order[] = [
   {
     day: 6,
     bread: 'sourdough',
-    spread: 'peanut',
+    spread: 'crunchy',
     amount: 'normal',
     browning: 0.72,
     browningName: 'dark',
@@ -120,7 +120,7 @@ export const DAYS: Order[] = [
     tool: 'steak_knife',
     butterSoftness: 0.25,
     who: 'a man in a hurry',
-    text: "Dark. Sourdough. Don't care if it catches a bit. Peanut butter, even.",
+    text: "Dark. Sourdough. Crunchy peanut butter — the PROPER kind. Don't care if it catches a bit.",
   },
   {
     day: 7,
@@ -153,7 +153,7 @@ export const DAYS: Order[] = [
 /** Days 9+ — keep going, with everything cranked. */
 export function proceduralOrder(day: number, rand: () => number): Order {
   const breads: BreadId[] = ['white', 'multigrain', 'raisin', 'sourdough'];
-  const spreads: SpreadId[] = ['butter', 'peanut', 'mitey', 'marmalade'];
+  const spreads: SpreadId[] = ['butter', 'peanut', 'crunchy', 'mitey', 'marmalade'];
   const amounts: AmountClass[] = ['thin', 'normal', 'thick'];
   const tools: ToolId[] = [
     'butter_knife',
diff --git a/src/scenes/kitchen.ts b/src/scenes/kitchen.ts
index 4c2a145..bc97f14 100644
--- a/src/scenes/kitchen.ts
+++ b/src/scenes/kitchen.ts
@@ -60,6 +60,11 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
   private toastSeconds = 0;
 
   knife: Knife = newKnife();
+  /** How badly the jar has separated right now. 0 = mixed, 1 = oil on top. */
+  strat = 0;
+  private dipsSinceStir = 0;
+  private stirPrev: number | null = null;
+  private wasDipping = false;
   private knifeRig: KnifeRig;
   private pot: THREE.Group | null = null;
   private potHit: THREE.Mesh | null = null;
@@ -82,6 +87,8 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
   private gaugeScrape!: HTMLElement;
   private modeEl!: HTMLElement;
   private loadFill!: HTMLElement;
+  private jarRow!: HTMLElement;
+  private jarFill!: HTMLElement;
   private breadSel!: HTMLSelectElement;
   private spreadSel!: HTMLSelectElement;
   private toolSel!: HTMLSelectElement;
@@ -184,6 +191,12 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
         this.butterSoftness > 0.66 ? 'soft' : this.butterSoftness > 0.33 ? 'ok' : 'hard';
     });
 
+    this.jarRow = el('div', 'row', p);
+    el('label', 'lbl', this.jarRow, 'JAR');
+    const jarBar = el('div', 'load', this.jarRow);
+    jarBar.style.flex = '1';
+    this.jarFill = el('div', 'load-fill', jarBar);
+
     // The pressure gauge — the mechanic made legible. The fill is the pressure
     // your wrist angle is producing; the gold mark is what this spread needs in
     // order to flow; the red mark is where the knife stops spreading and starts
@@ -206,6 +219,10 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
   setSpread(id: SpreadId): void {
     this.spreadId = id;
     const def = SPREADS[id];
+    this.strat = def.separates ?? 0;
+    this.dipsSinceStir = 0;
+    this.stirPrev = null;
+    this.wasDipping = false;
     this.slice?.setSpread(def);
     this.knifeRig.setSpread(def);
     if (this.pot) this.root.remove(this.pot);
@@ -263,6 +280,19 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
     this.onServed?.();
   }
 
+  /**
+   * What the next scoop out of the jar is like. The first dip off a split jar
+   * takes the oil slick; the ones after it dig into what the oil left behind.
+   * Stirred (strat 0), every dip is 0.5 — exactly right.
+   */
+  private jarOil(): number {
+    if (this.strat <= 0.001) return 0.5;
+    const swing = 0.5 * this.strat;
+    // dip 0: +swing (the slick) · dip 1: about even · dip 2+: increasingly dry
+    const t = 1 - this.dipsSinceStir * 0.55;
+    return 0.5 + swing * Math.max(-1, Math.min(1, t));
+  }
+
   /** Whatever you managed to pull out of the drawer is what you're spreading with. */
   setTool(id: ToolId): void {
     this.toolId = id;
@@ -395,10 +425,46 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
       if (hits.length) {
         overPot = true;
         this.knifeRig.update(hits[0].point, this.knife.angle * 0.3, this.knife.load, hits[0].point.y);
-        if (inp.down) dip(this.knife, def);
+        if (inp.down) {
+          // Swirling: angular travel of the knife around the jar's centre. Only
+          // sweep counts — holding still in the jar stirs nothing.
+          if (def.separates && this.strat > 0.001) {
+            const ang = Math.atan2(hits[0].point.z - POT_Z, hits[0].point.x - POT_X);
+            if (this.stirPrev !== null) {
+              let d = ang - this.stirPrev;
+              if (d > Math.PI) d -= Math.PI * 2;
+              if (d < -Math.PI) d += Math.PI * 2;
+              // ~2.5 full circles takes the jar from fully split to mixed.
+              const sweep = Math.abs(d);
+              if (sweep > 0.002) {
+                this.strat = Math.max(0, this.strat - sweep / (5 * Math.PI));
+                this.dipsSinceStir = 0;
+                if (sweep > 0.02) audio.scrape(0.25, sweep * 6);
+              }
+            }
+            this.stirPrev = ang;
+          }
+          // A dip is an event, not a state: the oil you get depends on how many
+          // scoops have already come off the top since the last stir.
+          if (!this.wasDipping) {
+            dip(this.knife, def, this.jarOil());
+            this.dipsSinceStir++;
+            this.wasDipping = true;
+          } else {
+            // Holding the blade in the jar keeps it topped up at the same blend.
+            dip(this.knife, def, this.knife.oil);
+          }
+        } else {
+          this.stirPrev = null;
+          this.wasDipping = false;
+        }
         this.knife.hasPrev = false;
       }
     }
+    if (!overPot) {
+      this.stirPrev = null;
+      this.wasDipping = false;
+    }
 
     if (!overPot) {
       this.plane.constant = -this.slice.topY;
@@ -428,6 +494,7 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
       }
     }
 
+    this.slice.uniforms.uOil.value = def.separates ? this.slice.oilMean : 0.5;
     this.updateGauge(def);
   }
 
@@ -447,6 +514,13 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
         ? '#6cbf6c'
         : '#8a7f70';
 
+    this.jarRow.style.display = def.separates ? '' : 'none';
+    if (def.separates) {
+      const mixed = 1 - this.strat;
+      this.jarFill.style.width = `${Math.round(mixed * 100)}%`;
+      this.jarFill.style.background = mixed > 0.75 ? '#6cbf6c' : mixed > 0.4 ? '#e8a53a' : '#c0392b';
+    }
+
     const fx = this.lastFx;
     let msg = scraping ? 'scraping' : 'spreading';
     if (fx) {
@@ -456,7 +530,10 @@ export class KitchenView implements View {
       else if (fx.mode === 'scrape') msg = 'taking it back off';
       else if (fx.mode === 'spread') msg = 'spreading nicely';
     } else if (this.knife.load <= 0.01) {
-      msg = 'the knife is empty — go and dip';
+      msg =
+        def.separates && this.strat > 0.45
+          ? 'the oil has risen — swirl the knife in the jar first'
+          : 'the knife is empty — go and dip';
     }
     this.modeEl.textContent = msg;
     this.modeEl.style.color =
diff --git a/src/sim/slice.ts b/src/sim/slice.ts
index 0c8f42a..809faa2 100644
--- a/src/sim/slice.ts
+++ b/src/sim/slice.ts
@@ -56,6 +56,15 @@ export class Slice {
   private rindMesh: THREE.InstancedMesh | null = null;
   private rindDirty = false;
 
+  /**
+   * Consistency bookkeeping for spreads that separate: every deposit remembers
+   * the oil level it landed at, and the judge reads the mass-weighted mean.
+   * 0.5 is right; 1 is a slick; 0 is grout.
+   */
+  private spreadMassSum = 0;
+  private oilMassSum = 0;
+  private oilSqSum = 0;
+
   private tex: THREE.DataTexture;
   private texData: Uint8Array;
   private dirty = true;
@@ -107,6 +116,36 @@ export class Slice {
     return this.mesh.position.y + this.halfThickness;
   }
 
+  recordDeposit(mass: number, oil: number): void {
+    this.spreadMassSum += mass;
+    this.oilMassSum += mass * oil;
+    this.oilSqSum += mass * oil * oil;
+  }
+
+  /** Scraping takes spread off at whatever the current blend is. */
+  recordRemoval(mass: number): void {
+    const mean = this.oilMean;
+    this.spreadMassSum = Math.max(0, this.spreadMassSum - mass);
+    this.oilMassSum = Math.max(0, this.oilMassSum - mass * mean);
+    this.oilSqSum = Math.max(0, this.oilSqSum - mass * mean * mean);
+  }
+
+  /** Mass-weighted consistency of everything on the toast. 0.5 until proven otherwise. */
+  get oilMean(): number {
+    return this.spreadMassSum < 1 ? 0.5 : this.oilMassSum / this.spreadMassSum;
+  }
+
+  /**
+   * Mass-weighted spread of consistencies. This is what catches the lazy play:
+   * a slick strip and a grout strip AVERAGE to "just right" — but nobody wants
+   * to eat the average, they eat one bite at a time.
+   */
+  get oilStdev(): number {
+    if (this.spreadMassSum < 1) return 0;
+    const mean = this.oilMean;
+    return Math.sqrt(Math.max(0, this.oilSqSum / this.spreadMassSum - mean * mean));
+  }
+
   /** Drop a bit of rind at (u,v). It rides the slice from then on. */
   addRind(u: number, v: number): void {
     if (this.rind.length >= RIND_MAX) return;
@@ -412,6 +451,7 @@ uniform vec3 uSpreadColor;
 uniform float uSpreadGloss;
 uniform float uSpreadOpaqueAt;   // spread thickness at which it fully hides the toast
 uniform float uSpreadBump;
+uniform float uOil;
 uniform vec3 uLightDir;
 uniform vec3 uLightColor;
 uniform vec3 uAmbientSky;
@@ -542,6 +582,11 @@ void main() {
   // a little grain in the film so thin spread doesn't look like flat paint
   float filmN = fbm(vUv * 70.0 + 13.0);
   vec3 spreadCol = uSpreadColor * (0.85 + filmN * 0.3);
+  // Consistency tint: an oily slick is darker and saturated; dried-out paste
+  // goes pale and grey. uOil sits at 0.5 for anything that doesn't separate.
+  float oilT = (uOil - 0.5) * 2.0;
+  spreadCol *= 1.0 - max(oilT, 0.0) * 0.28;
+  spreadCol = mix(spreadCol, vec3(dot(spreadCol, vec3(0.333))) * 1.45, max(-oilT, 0.0) * 0.45);
   albedo = mix(albedo, spreadCol, cover);
 
   // Thickness relief. Central differences in *UV* units, not texels — a smooth
@@ -573,6 +618,8 @@ void main() {
   // so pair a broad sheen with a fresnel rim — that's the cue that says "wet".
   float gloss = uSpreadGloss * smoothstep(0.008, 0.09, spread) * topFace;
   gloss *= 1.0 + uWarmth * 0.6;
+  // Oil is what shines. Dry paste barely does.
+  gloss *= 0.55 + uOil * 0.9;
   // The lobe has to be TIGHT. The slice is flat and both the light and the camera
   // are above it, so dot(N,H) is ~0.98 across the whole surface — any broad lobe
   // blankets it in white and lifts near-black MITEY to tan. Tight, and the only
@@ -629,6 +676,7 @@ function buildMaterial(bread: Bread, tex: THREE.DataTexture): THREE.ShaderMateri
       uSpreadGloss: { value: 0.5 },
       uSpreadOpaqueAt: { value: 1e9 },
       uSpreadBump: { value: 0.1 },
+      uOil: { value: 0.5 },
       uLightDir: { value: new THREE.Vector3(0.45, 0.85, 0.35).normalize() },
       uLightColor: { value: new THREE.Color(1.0, 0.95, 0.86) },
       uAmbientSky: { value: new THREE.Color(0.26, 0.27, 0.31) },
diff --git a/src/sim/spreading.ts b/src/sim/spreading.ts
index e4a36c7..dce7d22 100644
--- a/src/sim/spreading.ts
+++ b/src/sim/spreading.ts
@@ -45,6 +45,11 @@ export interface Knife {
   rindLoad: number;
   /** Fractional shed accumulator — pieces drop one at a time. */
   rindFrac: number;
+  /**
+   * Consistency of what's on the blade: 0.5 is properly mixed, 1 is the oil
+   * slick off the top of an unstirred jar, 0 is the dried-out paste under it.
+   */
+  oil: number;
   u: number;
   v: number;
   hasPrev: boolean;
@@ -69,11 +74,13 @@ export interface StrokeFx {
 export function newKnife(): Knife {
   // Starts inside the window where warm-toast butter actually flows: the very
   // first stroke of the game shouldn't be a mysterious failure.
-  return { angle: 0.45, load: 0, rindLoad: 0, rindFrac: 0, u: 0.5, v: 0.5, hasPrev: false };
+  return { angle: 0.45, load: 0, rindLoad: 0, rindFrac: 0, oil: 0.5, u: 0.5, v: 0.5, hasPrev: false };
 }
 
-export function dip(knife: Knife, def: SpreadDef): void {
+/** `oil` is what the jar handed over — 0.5 unless the jar has stratified. */
+export function dip(knife: Knife, def: SpreadDef, oil = 0.5): void {
   knife.load = def.pickup;
+  knife.oil = oil;
   if (def.particles) {
     knife.rindLoad = def.particles.perDip;
     knife.rindFrac = 0;
@@ -169,7 +176,11 @@ function contact(
 
   if (knife.angle < SCRAPE_ANGLE) {
     if (knife.load <= 0.0005) return;
-    const yieldP = effectiveYield(def, softness, slice.warmth);
+    // Consistency pushes back through the same physics as everything else:
+    // an oily load flows at almost no pressure, a dried-out one fights like
+    // cold butter. Only spreads that separate care.
+    const oilK = def.separates ? 1.25 - knife.oil * 0.5 : 1;
+    const yieldP = effectiveYield(def, softness, slice.warmth) * oilK;
     const flowing = pressure >= yieldP;
     const deficit = flowing ? 0 : Math.min(1, (yieldP - pressure) / Math.max(yieldP, 0.001));
     fx.deficit = Math.max(fx.deficit, deficit);
@@ -178,18 +189,25 @@ function contact(
     // Below the yield pressure the spread won't flow, so the blade grabs the
     // crumb and takes it with it. Some still smears on, badly.
     const transfer = flowing ? 1 : 0.25;
-    const rate = def.transferRate * tool.transferScale * dt * transfer;
+    // Runny goes on thin, dry goes on in slabs.
+    const oilRate = def.separates ? 1.15 - knife.oil * 0.4 : 1;
+    const rate = def.transferRate * tool.transferScale * dt * transfer * oilRate;
     let massLeft = knife.load * slice.mask.n * slice.mask.n;
 
+    let laid = 0;
     slice.spread.brush(u, v, radius, (i, w) => {
       if (mask[i] < 0.5 || massLeft <= 0) return;
       const blot = 1 - tool.blotch * blotchAt(i);
       const add = Math.min(rate * w * blot, massLeft);
       spread[i] += add;
       massLeft -= add;
+      laid += add;
       fx.deposited += add;
     });
     knife.load = Math.max(0, massLeft / (slice.mask.n * slice.mask.n));
+    // What lands remembers the consistency it landed at — the judge reads the
+    // mass-weighted mean at the end.
+    slice.recordDeposit(laid, knife.oil);
 
     // Suspended solids drop off the blade as it works — per unit of stroke
     // DISTANCE, not per second. That's the whole feel: a moving knife lays an
@@ -259,6 +277,7 @@ function contact(
 
   // What comes off the toast mostly stays on the blade.
   knife.load += (removedSpread * 0.6) / (slice.mask.n * slice.mask.n);
+  slice.recordRemoval(removedSpread);
   fx.scrapedSpread += removedSpread;
   fx.scrapedChar += removedChar;
   fx.gouged += gouged;
diff --git a/src/sim/spreads.ts b/src/sim/spreads.ts
index 293f156..84c98f6 100644
--- a/src/sim/spreads.ts
+++ b/src/sim/spreads.ts
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
  * better technique, it's warmer toast: don't dawdle in the drawer.
  */
 
-export type SpreadId = 'butter' | 'peanut' | 'mitey' | 'marmalade';
+export type SpreadId = 'butter' | 'peanut' | 'crunchy' | 'mitey' | 'marmalade';
 export type AmountClass = 'thin' | 'normal' | 'thick';
 
 /**
@@ -45,6 +45,13 @@ export interface SpreadDef {
   bump: number;
   /** Suspended solids, if any. */
   particles?: ParticleDef;
+  /**
+   * Natural nut butters stratify: how badly the jar has separated when the
+   * order starts (0..1). The oil rises, the paste below dries out — the first
+   * unstirred dip is a slick and the ones after it are grout. Swirl the knife
+   * in the jar to mix it back; the fix costs time, and time costs toast warmth.
+   */
+  separates?: number;
 
   /** Pressure needed to make it flow, before any warming. */
   baseYield: number;
@@ -84,12 +91,13 @@ export const SPREADS: Record<SpreadId, SpreadDef> = {
   },
   peanut: {
     id: 'peanut',
-    name: 'Peanut Butter',
-    blurb: 'Goes on thick, drags like wet sand, never evens itself out.',
+    name: 'Smooth Peanut Butter',
+    blurb: 'Goes on thick, drags like wet sand — and the jar has been sitting.',
     color: [0.64, 0.41, 0.18],
     gloss: 0.3,
     opaqueAt: 0.16,
     bump: 0.28,
+    separates: 0.75,
     baseYield: 0.38,
     tempSoftening: 0.3,
     viscosity: 0.96,
@@ -99,6 +107,32 @@ export const SPREADS: Record<SpreadId, SpreadDef> = {
     scrapeEase: 0.75,
     amounts: { thin: [0.18, 0.32], normal: [0.38, 0.68], thick: [0.75, 1.1] },
   },
+  crunchy: {
+    id: 'crunchy',
+    name: 'Crunchy Peanut Butter',
+    blurb: 'Everything smooth is, plus chunks with opinions about where they sit.',
+    color: [0.6, 0.38, 0.16],
+    gloss: 0.28,
+    opaqueAt: 0.17,
+    bump: 0.32,
+    // Chunks sink; the jar splits worse than the smooth stuff.
+    separates: 0.9,
+    particles: {
+      name: 'peanut chunks',
+      color: [0.78, 0.6, 0.34],
+      size: 0.042,
+      perDip: 8,
+      shedRate: 0.85,
+    },
+    baseYield: 0.42,
+    tempSoftening: 0.3,
+    viscosity: 0.97,
+    pickup: 0.95,
+    transferRate: 4.3,
+    drag: 1.1,
+    scrapeEase: 0.7,
+    amounts: { thin: [0.18, 0.32], normal: [0.38, 0.68], thick: [0.75, 1.1] },
+  },
   mitey: {
     id: 'mitey',
     name: 'MITEY',