diff --git a/public/assets/img/critic_disappointed.png b/public/assets/img/critic_disappointed.png
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diff --git a/public/assets/img/critic_horrified.png b/public/assets/img/critic_horrified.png
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diff --git a/public/assets/img/critic_impressed.png b/public/assets/img/critic_impressed.png
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diff --git a/public/assets/img/critic_intrigued.png b/public/assets/img/critic_intrigued.png
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diff --git a/public/assets/img/critic_neutral.png b/public/assets/img/critic_neutral.png
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diff --git a/scripts/cf-flux.py b/scripts/cf-flux.py
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..ad01fcc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scripts/cf-flux.py
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""One FLUX-1-schnell image via Cloudflare Workers AI (10k free neurons/day).
+Usage: cf-flux.py <outfile.png> <prompt> [steps] [seed]
+Creds come from backnforth/.env — never printed, never committed."""
+import base64
+import json
+import os
+import sys
+import urllib.request
+
+out, prompt = sys.argv[1], sys.argv[2]
+steps = int(sys.argv[3]) if len(sys.argv) > 3 else 8
+seed = int(sys.argv[4]) if len(sys.argv) > 4 else 0
+
+env = {}
+with open(os.path.expanduser('~/Documents/backnforth/.env')) as f:
+    for line in f:
+        if '=' in line and not line.startswith('#'):
+            k, _, v = line.strip().partition('=')
+            env[k] = v
+
+req = urllib.request.Request(
+    f"https://api.cloudflare.com/client/v4/accounts/{env['CLOUDFLARE_ACCOUNT_ID']}/ai/run/@cf/black-forest-labs/flux-1-schnell",
+    data=json.dumps({'prompt': prompt, 'steps': steps, 'seed': seed}).encode(),
+    headers={'Authorization': f"Bearer {env['CLOUDFLARE_API_TOKEN']}", 'Content-Type': 'application/json'},
+)
+r = json.load(urllib.request.urlopen(req, timeout=120))
+if not r.get('success'):
+    sys.exit('CF error: ' + json.dumps(r.get('errors')))
+with open(out, 'wb') as f:
+    f.write(base64.b64decode(r['result']['image']))
+print(out)
diff --git a/src/game/game.ts b/src/game/game.ts
index 543f9f9..40d2183 100644
--- a/src/game/game.ts
+++ b/src/game/game.ts
@@ -641,7 +641,8 @@ export class Game {
   }
 
   beginDay(): void {
-    eye.show(); // he watches you cook
+    eye.critic = !this.dailyDate && !this.demoMode && this.save.day % 10 === 0;
+    eye.show(); // he watches you cook — or on the tenth day, HE does
     document.body.classList.toggle('shadow', this.shadowMode);
     const day = this.save.day;
     // Procedural days are seeded BY the day, not by a running stream: a reload
@@ -999,7 +1000,7 @@ export class Game {
       if (v.grade === 'S') extras.push('The Critic: I came to write a takedown. I cannot. This is the worse outcome — for me.');
       else if (v.grade === 'A') extras.push('The Critic: competent. The word has never once appeared in a good review.');
       else if (v.grade === 'F') extras.push('The Critic: I will be gentle in print. This kitchen has suffered enough today.');
-      else extras.push(`The Critic: the ${v.worst.label.toLowerCase()} betrayed you. It will be the headline.`);
+      else extras.push(`The Critic: the ${v.worst.label.toLowerCase().replace(/^the /, '')} betrayed you. It will be the headline.`);
     }
     // THE MOTHER: a lively starter firms the crumb on toaster days. A dead
     // one is on the shelf where he can see it, and he can smell a coward.
diff --git a/src/scenes/judge.ts b/src/scenes/judge.ts
index 0decc01..a6398ae 100644
--- a/src/scenes/judge.ts
+++ b/src/scenes/judge.ts
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ export class JudgeView implements View {
   onNext: (() => void) | null = null;
   /** One-shot lines the game adds to this verdict (streaks, regulars' memory). */
   extraLines: string[] = [];
-  /** Every 10th day THE CRITIC seats himself — same face, drained of warmth. */
+  /** Every 10th day THE CRITIC seats himself — his own face, his own notebook. */
   critic = false;
   /** The one-line result SHARE copies to the clipboard. */
   shareText = '';
@@ -265,8 +265,7 @@ export class JudgeView implements View {
     this.extraLines = [];
     this.lastCaption = { day: order.day, grade: verdict.grade, total: verdict.total, line: lines[1] ?? lines[0] ?? '' };
 
-    this.faceEl.src = assetUrl(`/assets/img/judge_${judgeFace(verdict.grade)}.png`);
-    this.faceEl.style.filter = this.critic ? 'grayscale(1) contrast(1.25)' : '';
+    this.faceEl.src = assetUrl(`/assets/img/${this.critic ? 'critic' : 'judge'}_${judgeFace(verdict.grade)}.png`);
     this.stampEl.textContent = verdict.grade;
     this.stampEl.className = `judge-stamp grade-${verdict.grade}`;
     // re-trigger the stamp animation
diff --git a/src/ui/eye.ts b/src/ui/eye.ts
index 70f7f74..fe36084 100644
--- a/src/ui/eye.ts
+++ b/src/ui/eye.ts
@@ -9,6 +9,8 @@ export type Mood = 'neutral' | 'intrigued' | 'impressed' | 'disappointed' | 'hor
  */
 class Eye {
   private el: HTMLImageElement | null = null;
+  /** Critic days: the corner watcher is the man with the notebook. */
+  critic = false;
   private timer: number | null = null;
   private current: Mood = 'neutral';
 
@@ -32,7 +34,7 @@ class Eye {
 
   private set(m: Mood): void {
     this.current = m;
-    this.ensure().src = assetUrl(`/assets/img/judge_${m}.png`);
+    this.ensure().src = assetUrl(`/assets/img/${this.critic ? 'critic' : 'judge'}_${m}.png`);
   }
 
   show(): void {