Radio command: the Head of Security verb — Bump sorts the mess, Shan waters the worst, Kayden holds the rope (Elevate+, competence not guaranteed)

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--- a/LANEHANDOVER.md
+++ b/LANEHANDOVER.md
@ -1552,3 +1552,37 @@ the door, pool corner dressed on the floor. Screenshots taken.
 ### Shelf
 Remaining §6: Head of Security finale arc, roster board. Ambition-tier patron
 sprite sheets (ASSETS.md §2) still wants its own session.
+
+## SESSION — FABLE-SOLO-16 · 2026-07-21
+
+**Branch:** main (solo, Fable, ultra) · **Gate:** lint ✓ build ✓ test ✓ (723 tests, 47 files)
+**Deployed:** https://monsterrobot.games/not-tonight/ (rsync, curl 200)
+
+### Radio command — the Head of Security finale verb (design §6, first cut)
+"You used to speak into the radio; now you're the voice on the other end."
+Elevate + ROOM only (`VenueDef.radioCommand`).
+
+- **`rules/staff.ts`** (pure, 5 tests): cooldowns, 3–7s order lag (staff cross
+  a real floor), competence odds — Bump mops-and-signs 65% (else signs it and
+  finds a phone in the puddle), Shan waters clean 80% (else leads with
+  "YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH", aggro +2). Kayden holds the rope 60s, 90s cooldown.
+- **Cross-scene wiring**: mutable registration fields on NightContext
+  (`floorOrder`, `kaydenHold`) — NOT bus events; EventMap is frozen contract.
+  Floor registers its executor at bindNight; Door registers Kayden's hold.
+  Completion lines travel back via a `notify` callback, so the toast lands in
+  whichever scene gave the order.
+- **Verbs**: door keys 1/2 (Bump: sort the oldest puddle · Shan: water the
+  worst upright drunk ≥ loose); floor keys 1/2/3 (same + Kayden rope-hold —
+  he does nothing, magnificently; his ruling loop pauses). Hint lines on both
+  scenes; all outcomes are `radioOrder` incidents.
+- Player racing the order is handled: if the puddle/drunk is gone when the
+  lag lands, the order dissolves silently.
+
+### Verified in pane (Elevate save, frame-stepped, direct calls)
+Acks/cooldown toasts ✓ · Bump mopped after lag (puddle gone, incident, door
+toast) ✓ · Shan watered 0.9→0.76 ✓ · Kayden 0 rulings during a 10s hold ✓ ·
+hint renders at the door ✓ · screenshot.
+
+### Shelf
+§6 remaining: roster board (role × venue shift picker — every role verb now
+exists), patron sprite sheets (own session).
--- a/src/data/strings/floor.ts
+++ b/src/data/strings/floor.ts
@ -128,6 +128,23 @@ export const HELP_TEXT =
  'WASD move · TAB uv · E interact · SPACE bang · ESC cancel · R reseed';


+/** Radio command (design §6): the staff on the other end of the walkie. */
+export const STAFF_RADIO = {
+  hint: 'RADIO — 1 bump (mess) · 2 shan (bar) · 3 kayden (rope)',
+  hintDoor: 'RADIO — 1 bump (mess) · 2 shan (bar)',
+  bumpAck: '*click* yeah boss. seen it. on it. *click*',
+  bumpDone: 'bump mopped it and signed it. in that order, worryingly.',
+  bumpDistracted: 'bump signed it, then found a phone in the puddle. investigation ongoing.',
+  bumpNothing: '*click* nothing to sort boss. floor is immaculate. u ok? *click*',
+  shanAck: '*click* shan says say less *click*',
+  shanDone: 'shan got a water into them without a single negotiation. artist.',
+  shanBotch: 'shan led with "YOUVE HAD ENOUGH." they had not had enough. now everyone is upset.',
+  shanNothing: '*click* everyones upright boss. genuinely no idea how *click*',
+  cooldown: 'the radio crackles back: mid-task. give it a minute.',
+  kaydenAck: '*click* kayden copies. rope shut. kayden salutes. nobody can see him saluting. *click*',
+  kaydenCooldown: 'kayden is still holding the rope from last time. white-knuckled. honoured.',
+} as const;
+
 /** The smoking-yard joint bust (docs/SCENARIOS.md). Three verbs, none clean. */
 export const JOINT_UI = {
  title: 'SOMETHING SMELLS HERBAL',
--- a/src/data/venues.ts
+++ b/src/data/venues.ts
@ -22,6 +22,8 @@ export interface VenueDef {
   * identity. Omitted keys keep their default weight.
   */
  archetypeWeights?: Partial<Record<import('./types').Archetype, number>>;
+  /** Head of Security tier (design §6): radio command of NPC staff. */
+  radioCommand?: boolean;
  /** ROOM (design §6): the dress code re-randomises every 15 in-game minutes. */
  shuffleDressCode?: boolean;
  /** ROOM (design §6): rope dialogue renders as lip-read guesses. */
@ -59,6 +61,8 @@ export const VENUES: readonly VenueDef[] = [
    arrivalScale: 1.1,
    ruleLimit: 8,
    inspector: true,
+    // Elevate is the Head of Security tier: the radio starts taking orders.
+    radioCommand: true,
    // Rooftop VIP politics: every second person is on a list, knows the owner,
    // or is filming. Regulars don't come here; they can't get in either.
    archetypeWeights: { influencer: 18, ownersMate: 7, financeBro: 14, punter: 38, regular: 3 },
@ -73,6 +77,7 @@ export const VENUES: readonly VenueDef[] = [
    // rewriting itself (shuffleDressCode). His other texts still land.
    ruleLimit: 0,
    inspector: true,
+    radioCommand: true,
    shuffleDressCode: true,
    lipRead: true,
    // Underground techno: heads and chancers. Everyone claims VIP; almost
--- a/src/rules/staff.ts
+++ b/src/rules/staff.ts
@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+// Radio command (design §6, the Head of Security finale): NPC staff work the
+// roles you aren't, and the radio is how you reach them. You used to speak
+// into the radio; now you're the voice on the other end. Competence varies —
+// that IS the staff. Pure numbers here; the scenes own the walkie theatre.
+
+/** Orders the floor staff take. 'mess' is Bump the glassie, 'water' is Shan. */
+export type FloorOrderKind = 'mess' | 'water';
+
+export type OrderAck = 'sent' | 'cooldown' | 'nothing';
+
+export const RADIO_COOLDOWN_MS: Readonly<Record<FloorOrderKind, number>> = {
+  mess: 45_000,
+  water: 60_000,
+};
+
+/** Staff cross a real floor — an order lands, then happens. */
+export const ORDER_LAG_MS: readonly [number, number] = [3000, 7000];
+
+/** Bump mops AND signs (in that order, worryingly) this often; else he signs
+ * it and finds a phone in the puddle. */
+export const BUMP_MOP_CHANCE = 0.65;
+/** Shan gets the water in without a negotiation this often; else she leads
+ * with the phrase "you've had enough". */
+export const SHAN_CLEAN_CHANCE = 0.8;
+/** A firm two cups. */
+export const SHAN_WATER_STEP = 0.14;
+export const SHAN_BOTCH_AGGRO = 2;
+export const ORDER_DONE_VIBE = 1;
+/** Shan only bothers with loose and worse. */
+export const SHAN_MIN_INTOX = 0.45;
+
+/** Kayden holds the rope this long, then resumes ruling. Badly. */
+export const KAYDEN_HOLD_MS = 60_000;
+export const KAYDEN_HOLD_COOLDOWN_MS = 90_000;
+
+export function rollBumpMops(rng: { chance(p: number): boolean }): boolean {
+  return rng.chance(BUMP_MOP_CHANCE);
+}
+
+export function rollShanClean(rng: { chance(p: number): boolean }): boolean {
+  return rng.chance(SHAN_CLEAN_CHANCE);
+}
+
+export function orderLag(rng: { int(min: number, max: number): number }): number {
+  return rng.int(ORDER_LAG_MS[0], ORDER_LAG_MS[1]);
+}
--- a/src/scenes/door/DoorScene.ts
+++ b/src/scenes/door/DoorScene.ts
@ -21,6 +21,8 @@ import {
  RULE_RETRACTIONS,
 } from '../../data/strings/door';
 import { CARPET_TUNING, QueueManager, entranceBonus } from './QueueManager';
+import { KAYDEN_HOLD_COOLDOWN_MS, KAYDEN_HOLD_MS } from '../../rules/staff';
+import { STAFF_RADIO } from '../../data/strings/floor';
 import { PatronUpView } from './PatronUpView';
 import { IdCardView } from './IdCardView';
 import { PhoneWidget } from './PhoneWidget';
@ -98,6 +100,9 @@ export class DoorScene extends Phaser.Scene {
  /** Is the player at the rope? When false, Kayden works the door. Badly. */
  private present = true;
  private kaydenAccMs = 0;
+  /** Radio command: Kayden holds the rope until this elapsedMs, ready again after the other. */
+  private kaydenHoldUntilMs = 0;
+  private kaydenHoldReadyMs = 0;
  private readonly retiredRules = new Set<string>();
  /** Every card ADMITTED tonight, name|dob -> clock label. The passback net. */
  private readonly seenCards = new Map<string, string>();
@ -146,6 +151,26 @@ export class DoorScene extends Phaser.Scene {
    this.buildDesk();
    this.buildHud();

+    // Radio command (design §6, Head of Security tier): from the door you
+    // order the FLOOR staff; Kayden's hold only matters from the floor, so
+    // he registers here and answers there.
+    if (this.night.venue.radioCommand) {
+      this.night.kaydenHold = () => {
+        if (this.elapsedMs < this.kaydenHoldReadyMs) return 'cooldown';
+        this.kaydenHoldUntilMs = this.elapsedMs + KAYDEN_HOLD_MS;
+        this.kaydenHoldReadyMs = this.elapsedMs + KAYDEN_HOLD_COOLDOWN_MS;
+        return 'sent';
+      };
+      this.input.keyboard?.on('keydown', (ev: KeyboardEvent) => {
+        if (!this.present || this.sobriety.isOpen) return;
+        if (ev.key === '1') this.radioFloorOrder('mess');
+        else if (ev.key === '2') this.radioFloorOrder('water');
+      });
+      this.add
+        .text(6, 246, STAFF_RADIO.hintDoor, { fontFamily: MONO, fontSize: '7px', color: '#6a6a82' })
+        .setDepth(30);
+    }
+
    this.offs = [
      this.night.bus.on('clock:tick', ({ clockMin }) => {
        this.queue.onClockMinute(clockMin);
@ -504,6 +529,16 @@ export class DoorScene extends Phaser.Scene {
    });
  }

+  /** Door-side radio: order the floor staff without leaving the rope. */
+  private radioFloorOrder(kind: 'mess' | 'water'): void {
+    const ack = this.night.floorOrder?.(kind, (msg) => {
+      if (this.present) this.showToast(msg);
+    });
+    if (ack === 'sent') this.showToast(kind === 'mess' ? STAFF_RADIO.bumpAck : STAFF_RADIO.shanAck);
+    else if (ack === 'cooldown') this.showToast(STAFF_RADIO.cooldown);
+    else if (ack === 'nothing') this.showToast(kind === 'mess' ? STAFF_RADIO.bumpNothing : STAFF_RADIO.shanNothing);
+  }
+
  // ---- the red carpet ----------------------------------------------------

  /** The patron at the rope takes position between the brass posts. */
@ -1012,10 +1047,15 @@ export class DoorScene extends Phaser.Scene {
    // his mistakes cost the same vibe/heat yours do. (His stamp accuracy is
    // NightScene's problem; his verdicts are made here on the real queue.)
    if (!this.present || this.onKebabRun) {
-      this.kaydenAccMs += deltaMs;
-      while (this.kaydenAccMs >= KAYDEN_RULE_MS) {
-        this.kaydenAccMs -= KAYDEN_RULE_MS;
-        this.kaydenRule();
+      // "Hold the rope" (radio command): Kayden does nothing, magnificently.
+      if (this.elapsedMs < this.kaydenHoldUntilMs) {
+        this.kaydenAccMs = 0;
+      } else {
+        this.kaydenAccMs += deltaMs;
+        while (this.kaydenAccMs >= KAYDEN_RULE_MS) {
+          this.kaydenAccMs -= KAYDEN_RULE_MS;
+          this.kaydenRule();
+        }
      }
    }

--- a/src/scenes/door/NightScene.ts
+++ b/src/scenes/door/NightScene.ts
@ -102,6 +102,14 @@ export interface NightContext {
  regulars: { cast: readonly Patron[]; memory: Readonly<Record<string, import('../../data/types').RegularMemory>> };
  /** Door/Floor ask to move the player; the night decides and flips the scenes. */
  requestLocation(loc: 'door' | 'floor'): void;
+  /**
+   * Radio command (design §6, Head of Security tier). The FLOOR registers its
+   * staff-order executor here at bind time; the DOOR registers Kayden's hold.
+   * Registered as mutable fields (not bus events — EventMap is a frozen
+   * contract) so either scene can call the other without knowing it.
+   */
+  floorOrder?: (kind: import('../../rules/staff').FloorOrderKind, notify: (msg: string) => void) => import('../../rules/staff').OrderAck;
+  kaydenHold?: () => 'sent' | 'cooldown';
 }

 export class NightScene extends Phaser.Scene {
--- a/src/scenes/floor/FloorDemoScene.ts
+++ b/src/scenes/floor/FloorDemoScene.ts
@ -43,13 +43,17 @@ import {
  type BarCall, type BarOutcome, type Tab,
 } from './barShift';
 import { PourOverlay } from './overlays/PourOverlay';
+import {
+  ORDER_DONE_VIBE, RADIO_COOLDOWN_MS, SHAN_BOTCH_AGGRO, SHAN_MIN_INTOX, SHAN_WATER_STEP,
+  orderLag, rollBumpMops, rollShanClean, type FloorOrderKind, type OrderAck,
+} from '../../rules/staff';
 import { getActiveEngine } from '../../audio/TechnoEngine';
 import { RACK_RESPAWN_MIN, freshRack, stepRack, turnSharpness, type RackState } from './glassie';
 import { tileToWorld } from './venueMap';
 import {
  AID_UI, BAR_ORDER_LINES, BAR_RESULTS, BAR_TAB_UI, BAR_UI,
  DJ_DROP_RESULTS, DJ_REQUESTS, DJ_REQUEST_UI, DJ_TIP_UI, DJ_UI, POUR_UI,
-  HELP_TEXT, JOINT_RESULTS, JOINT_STING, JOINT_UI, NO_STAMP_RADIO,
+  HELP_TEXT, JOINT_RESULTS, JOINT_STING, JOINT_UI, NO_STAMP_RADIO, STAFF_RADIO,
  PHONE_POSTED, PHONE_UI, VOMIT_UI, WATER_UI,
 } from '../../data/strings/floor';
 import { MeterHud } from '../../ui/MeterHud';
@ -153,6 +157,8 @@ export class FloorDemoScene extends Phaser.Scene {
  private djTips = 0;
  /** NAH'd requesters on their ATM pilgrimage, due back with cash. */
  private djReturns: Array<{ scriptId: string; tip: number; dueMs: number }> = [];
+  /** Radio command: elapsedMs at which each floor order is usable again. */
+  private readonly staffReadyAt = new Map<FloorOrderKind, number>();
  private djBuild: { armedAtMs: number } | null = null;
  private lastBeat = { index: 0, atMs: 0 };
  private beatMs = 500;
@ -243,7 +249,9 @@ export class FloorDemoScene extends Phaser.Scene {
    this.promptText = this.fixedText(4, VIEW_H - 24, '#9fe8a0');
    this.statusText = this.fixedText(4, VIEW_H - 12, '#556');
    this.radioText = this.fixedText(4, 26, '#d8a020');
-    this.fixedText(4, 14, '#445').setText(HELP_TEXT);
+    this.fixedText(4, 14, '#445').setText(
+      this.nightCtx?.venue.radioCommand ? `${HELP_TEXT} · ${STAFF_RADIO.hint}` : HELP_TEXT,
+    );

    this.keys = this.input.keyboard!.addKeys(
      'W,A,S,D,UP,DOWN,LEFT,RIGHT,E,TAB,SPACE,ESC,R',
@ -260,6 +268,10 @@ export class FloorDemoScene extends Phaser.Scene {
  /** Night mode: adopt the night's world instead of building our own. */
  private bindNight(ctx: NightContext): void {
    this.seed = ctx.seed;
+    // Radio command (design §6): the door orders floor staff through here.
+    if (ctx.venue.radioCommand) {
+      ctx.floorOrder = (kind, notify) => this.execStaffOrder(kind, notify);
+    }
    this.bus = ctx.bus;
    this.rng = ctx.rng;
    this.clock = ctx.clock;
@ -294,6 +306,7 @@ export class FloorDemoScene extends Phaser.Scene {
    this.jointDealt.clear();
    this.barMode = false;
    this.barOrderAt.clear();
+    this.staffReadyAt.clear();
    this.tabs.clear();
    this.djTips = 0;
    this.djReturns = [];
@ -378,6 +391,7 @@ export class FloorDemoScene extends Phaser.Scene {
    this.jointDealt.clear();
    this.barMode = false;
    this.barOrderAt.clear();
+    this.staffReadyAt.clear();
    this.tabs.clear();
    this.djTips = 0;
    this.djReturns = [];
@ -418,6 +432,13 @@ export class FloorDemoScene extends Phaser.Scene {
      return;
    }
    if (key === 'R' && !this.nightCtx) return this.resetRun(this.seed + 1);
+    // Radio command (design §6): hands-free only — the decks and the taps
+    // already ate their keys above.
+    if (this.nightCtx?.venue.radioCommand) {
+      if (key === '1') return this.radioFloor('mess');
+      if (key === '2') return this.radioFloor('water');
+      if (key === '3') return this.radioKayden();
+    }
    if (key === 'E') return this.interact();
  }

@ -1307,6 +1328,90 @@ export class FloorDemoScene extends Phaser.Scene {
    );
  }

+  // ---- radio command (design §6, Head of Security) -----------------------
+
+  /** Floor-side radio keys: ack + result toasts land here. */
+  private radioFloor(kind: FloorOrderKind): void {
+    const ack = this.execStaffOrder(kind, (msg) => {
+      if (this.present) this.toast(msg);
+    });
+    if (ack === 'sent') this.toast(kind === 'mess' ? STAFF_RADIO.bumpAck : STAFF_RADIO.shanAck);
+    else if (ack === 'cooldown') this.toast(STAFF_RADIO.cooldown);
+    else this.toast(kind === 'mess' ? STAFF_RADIO.bumpNothing : STAFF_RADIO.shanNothing);
+  }
+
+  private radioKayden(): void {
+    const ack = this.nightCtx?.kaydenHold?.();
+    if (ack === 'sent') this.toast(STAFF_RADIO.kaydenAck);
+    else if (ack === 'cooldown') this.toast(STAFF_RADIO.kaydenCooldown);
+  }
+
+  /**
+   * An order goes out over the radio; a staffer crosses a real floor to do it.
+   * `notify` carries the completion line back to whichever scene asked.
+   */
+  private execStaffOrder(kind: FloorOrderKind, notify: (msg: string) => void): OrderAck {
+    if (this.elapsedMs < (this.staffReadyAt.get(kind) ?? 0)) return 'cooldown';
+    const rs = this.rng.stream('staff');
+
+    if (kind === 'mess') {
+      const pud = this.puddles[0];
+      if (!pud) return 'nothing';
+      this.staffReadyAt.set(kind, this.elapsedMs + RADIO_COOLDOWN_MS.mess);
+      const targetId = pud.id;
+      this.time.delayedCall(orderLag(rs), () => {
+        const p = this.puddles.find((q) => q.id === targetId);
+        if (!p) return; // the player got there first; bump keeps the credit anyway
+        if (rollBumpMops(rs)) {
+          p.gfx.destroy();
+          this.puddles = this.puddles.filter((q) => q.id !== targetId);
+          this.bus.emit('meters:delta', { vibe: ORDER_DONE_VIBE });
+          this.logIncident('radioOrder', undefined, 'Bump: puddle mopped and signed, in that order.');
+          notify(STAFF_RADIO.bumpDone);
+        } else if (!p.signed) {
+          p.signed = true;
+          if (this.textures.exists('gen:prop:wetFloor')) {
+            p.gfx.add(this.add.image(0, -8, 'gen:prop:wetFloor').setDisplaySize(14, 18));
+          } else {
+            p.gfx.add(this.add.triangle(0, -8, 0, 12, 6, 0, 12, 12, 0xd8c23a, 0.9));
+          }
+          this.logIncident('radioOrder', undefined, 'Bump: signed the puddle, then got distracted.');
+          notify(STAFF_RADIO.bumpDistracted);
+        } else {
+          notify(STAFF_RADIO.bumpDistracted);
+        }
+      });
+      return 'sent';
+    }
+
+    // Shan: the worst upright drunk gets a firm two cups.
+    let worst: Agent | null = null;
+    for (const a of this.crowd.agents) {
+      if (a.gone || a.handled || a.activity === 'escorted' || a.activity === 'inStall') continue;
+      if (a.patron.intoxication < SHAN_MIN_INTOX) continue;
+      if (!worst || a.patron.intoxication > worst.patron.intoxication) worst = a;
+    }
+    if (!worst) return 'nothing';
+    this.staffReadyAt.set(kind, this.elapsedMs + RADIO_COOLDOWN_MS.water);
+    const target = worst;
+    this.time.delayedCall(orderLag(rs), () => {
+      if (target.gone || target.handled) return;
+      if (rollShanClean(rs)) {
+        target.patron.intoxication = Math.max(0, target.patron.intoxication - SHAN_WATER_STEP);
+        this.maggotSeen.delete(target.patron.id);
+        this.cutOffDealt.set(target.patron.id, drunkStage(target.patron.intoxication));
+        this.bus.emit('meters:delta', { vibe: ORDER_DONE_VIBE });
+        this.logIncident('radioOrder', target.patron.id, 'Shan: water in, no negotiation.');
+        notify(STAFF_RADIO.shanDone);
+      } else {
+        this.bus.emit('meters:delta', { aggro: SHAN_BOTCH_AGGRO });
+        this.logIncident('radioOrder', target.patron.id, 'Shan led with "you\'ve had enough". Scenes.');
+        notify(STAFF_RADIO.shanBotch);
+      }
+    });
+    return 'sent';
+  }
+
  /** Build fizzle + booth requests. Only while the player is on the decks. */
  private tickDecks(dt: number): void {
    if (!this.djMode) return;
--- a/tests/staff.test.ts
+++ b/tests/staff.test.ts
@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+import { describe, expect, it } from 'vitest';
+import {
+  BUMP_MOP_CHANCE,
+  KAYDEN_HOLD_COOLDOWN_MS,
+  KAYDEN_HOLD_MS,
+  ORDER_LAG_MS,
+  RADIO_COOLDOWN_MS,
+  SHAN_CLEAN_CHANCE,
+  SHAN_MIN_INTOX,
+  orderLag,
+  rollBumpMops,
+  rollShanClean,
+} from '../src/rules/staff';
+import { drunkStage } from '../src/rules/drunk';
+import { SeededRNG } from '../src/core/SeededRNG';
+import { VENUES } from '../src/data/venues';
+
+describe('radio command', () => {
+  it('is a Head of Security-tier verb: Elevate and ROOM only', () => {
+    expect(VENUES.map((v) => v.radioCommand === true)).toEqual([false, false, true, true]);
+  });
+
+  it('staff competence is real but imperfect — that IS the staff', () => {
+    const rng = new SeededRNG(3).stream('s');
+    let bump = 0;
+    let shan = 0;
+    for (let i = 0; i < 2000; i++) {
+      if (rollBumpMops(rng)) bump++;
+      if (rollShanClean(rng)) shan++;
+    }
+    expect(bump / 2000).toBeGreaterThan(BUMP_MOP_CHANCE - 0.05);
+    expect(bump / 2000).toBeLessThan(BUMP_MOP_CHANCE + 0.05);
+    expect(shan / 2000).toBeGreaterThan(SHAN_CLEAN_CHANCE - 0.05);
+    expect(shan / 2000).toBeLessThan(SHAN_CLEAN_CHANCE + 0.05);
+  });
+
+  it('orders take a real walk and cool down longer than they take', () => {
+    const rng = new SeededRNG(4).stream('s');
+    for (let i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
+      const lag = orderLag(rng);
+      expect(lag).toBeGreaterThanOrEqual(ORDER_LAG_MS[0]);
+      expect(lag).toBeLessThanOrEqual(ORDER_LAG_MS[1]);
+    }
+    expect(RADIO_COOLDOWN_MS.mess).toBeGreaterThan(ORDER_LAG_MS[1]);
+    expect(RADIO_COOLDOWN_MS.water).toBeGreaterThan(ORDER_LAG_MS[1]);
+  });
+
+  it("Shan's floor starts at loose — sober people are not a radio matter", () => {
+    expect(drunkStage(SHAN_MIN_INTOX)).toBe('loose');
+  });
+
+  it('the rope hold ends before it can be re-ordered', () => {
+    expect(KAYDEN_HOLD_COOLDOWN_MS).toBeGreaterThan(KAYDEN_HOLD_MS);
+  });
+});