destroyulator/game/dev
Monster Robot Party 32b556ff02 LANE9: the Roomba — company property that eats your evidence
A robot vacuum (scripts/Roomba.gd, kind=steel) docks near spawn, lifeless, and
deploys the moment the first thing in the site breaks: the cleaner arrives because
there is mess. It patrols, sniffs out debris within 5 m, and eats it — each shard
shrinks into the intake, beeps smugly, and takes 2 points off your score. Dent it
(crowbar and up — the matrix already knew) and it panics and flees at 2.7x cruise.
A sledgehammer genuinely kills it, at which point the payslip bills you for a
destroyed Roomba, because it was company property and you were seen.

Voice is three synthesized chirps, no assets. Not spawned in LEVEL 0 — nothing
cute lives in the Backrooms. Docked = genuinely asleep, so probe_levels stays 0.00.

dev/probe_roomba.gd measures the contract: docked at spawn, wakes on first smash,
shard dropped in its path is eaten within 5 s and the score goes down. ROOMBA OK.
probe_levels 6x 0.00 m/s - probe_overlap CLEAN.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-08-04 00:00:58 +10:00
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demo.tscn LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
DemoDriver.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
DemoDriver.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_arms.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_arms.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_backrooms.gd LANE7: LEVEL 0 — the Backrooms, generated walls, and the dust mechanic 2026-07-31 19:05:56 +10:00
probe_backrooms.gd.uid LANE7: LEVEL 0 — the Backrooms, generated walls, and the dust mechanic 2026-07-31 19:05:56 +10:00
probe_bags.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_bags.gd.uid LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_death.gd LANE7: you can die in LEVEL 0, and how you died decides which death you get 2026-07-31 19:44:26 +10:00
probe_death.gd.uid LANE7: there are two of them, and the room changes one thing every loop 2026-07-31 20:07:44 +10:00
probe_gauntlet.gd LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
probe_gauntlet.gd.uid LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
probe_grocer.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_grocer.gd.uid LANE8: the greengrocer — soft stock, stacks that collapse, and litres 2026-08-01 09:38:35 +10:00
probe_horror.gd LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
probe_horror.gd.uid LANE7: LEVEL 0 gets an entity, a tape, and a loop 2026-07-31 19:25:28 +10:00
probe_levels.gd LANE9: the grocer is still again — settle sweep + parked scale pans 2026-08-03 23:57:25 +10:00
probe_levels.gd.uid LANE7: the Gauntlet, four modes, two more provocations, and ambient attrition 2026-07-31 18:12:20 +10:00
probe_overlap.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_overlap.gd.uid LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_roomba.gd LANE9: the Roomba — company property that eats your evidence 2026-08-04 00:00:58 +10:00
probe_scale.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_scale.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_settle.gd LANE8: scales that swing, bags that don't open, and fruit you can throw 2026-08-01 11:22:47 +10:00
probe_settle.gd.uid LANE9: the Roomba — company property that eats your evidence 2026-08-04 00:00:58 +10:00
probe_two.gd LANE7: there are two of them, and the room changes one thing every loop 2026-07-31 20:07:44 +10:00
probe_two.gd.uid LANE7: there are two of them, and the room changes one thing every loop 2026-07-31 20:07:44 +10:00
probe_vm.gd LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00
probe_vm.gd.uid LANE6: rigged FPS viewmodel, weapon loadout + material matrix, 4 HUD styles 2026-07-31 16:34:00 +10:00