Monster Robot Party
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probe_levels was red (0.15-0.48 m/s residual, grocer): the pin-jointed scale pans hang neutrally balanced so the joint solve re-wakes them forever, and 310 packed bodies (bottles on shelves, nested fruit) trade contact micro-jitter for seconds. Two mechanisms, both one-shot at spawn, neither touching gameplay feel: - scale pans PARK frozen once the joint has resolved (plain .sleeping doesn't stick — the joint re-wakes its island every frame) and unfreeze the first time the player comes within 1.7 m. You cannot see a pan swing from further than that. - a settle sweep the frame the spawn-guard window closes: bodies drifting slower than 0.5 m/s are put to bed. Anything faster is left for the guard to name — a real mis-spawn still fails loudly. probe_levels also names the culprit properly now ([class, parent] — name-collided siblings all render as @RigidBody3D@N, which is how three different scale pans masqueraded as one mystery body across runs). All six sites: 0.00 m/s. probe_overlap: CLEAN. Co-Authored-By: Claude Fable 5 <noreply@anthropic.com> |
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DESTROYULATOR
Clock out. Smash everything.
A comedic, non-violent, first-person workplace-destruction game from Monster Robot Party. Nobody gets hurt but the furniture.
The game is CUBICLE HELL. You work a shift doing deliberately infuriating office tasks. A rage meter fills. When it fills you snap, and you physically cannot go back to your desk until you've broken enough things. Then you sit back down and try to earn the rest of your day. Your score is your payslip: wages earned minus damages caused — so during a meltdown you want to wreck a lot of cheap rubbish rather than one expensive filing cabinet. Falling Down, scored by payroll.
Six sites (Scranton branch, Pawnee city hall, a hacker house, a windowless IT
basement, a greengrocer where everything is soft except the bottles, and the Backrooms — where the walls are procedurally generated and everything
you're there to destroy is invisible until you coat it in extinguisher powder, some of
which you breathe) and four modes (Cubicle Hell, the Gauntlet, Total Destruction, Against the
Clock). Sites are data, not code — see game/scripts/Levels.gd.
Design, built and planned, lives in LANES/LANE7-cubicle-hell.md.
Monorepo layout — one lane per directory
| Dir | Lane | What |
|---|---|---|
game/ |
Lane 1 — the game | Godot 4.7 (Jolt physics, Mac-native). The shippable build. |
web/ |
Lane 3 — web toy | Three.js dig-and-destroy demo (planned; thriftgod-adjacent). |
tools/ |
asset build | Blender generators for the viewmodel + office props. Re-runnable. |
LANES/ |
coordination | Execution specs for parallel Claude/Opus work sessions. |
3D-STORE/ |
not in git | 700MB Blender/Unreal source-asset vault (see .gitignore). |
destroyulater.txt |
lore | The founding chat where the idea happened. |
Asset generation lives in its own repo: ~/Documents/meshgod (text→GLB factory). The
first-person arms are cut from ~/Documents/character_kit_modular (the GODVERSE modular
character kit) by tools/gen_fps_arms.py.
Rules for parallel work sessions
- A lane session writes ONLY inside its own directory. Cross-lane contracts
(asset formats, file drops) are specified in
LANES/*.md. - Every change to
game/must pass the headless smoke test before commit:Godot --headless --path game --quit-after 180with zero script errors. - GLB convention everywhere: glTF Y-up, 1 unit = 1 m, origin at floor-center.