diff --git a/cars/diehatsu_facade/car.glb b/cars/diehatsu_facade/car.glb
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index 0000000..43b8503
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diff --git a/cars/diehatsu_facade/car.glb.import b/cars/diehatsu_facade/car.glb.import
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..afe6e6c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cars/diehatsu_facade/car.glb.import
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+[remap]
+
+importer="scene"
+importer_version=1
+type="PackedScene"
+uid="uid://dmrmwe8ggn88c"
+path="res://.godot/imported/car.glb-9c6806388943ece1f560df61ec5c21e9.scn"
+
+[deps]
+
+source_file="res://cars/diehatsu_facade/car.glb"
+dest_files=["res://.godot/imported/car.glb-9c6806388943ece1f560df61ec5c21e9.scn"]
+
+[params]
+
+nodes/root_type=""
+nodes/root_name=""
+nodes/root_script=null
+mesh_library/use_node_names_as_mesh_names=false
+array_mesh/deduplicate_surfaces=true
+nodes/apply_root_scale=true
+nodes/root_scale=1.0
+nodes/import_as_skeleton_bones=false
+nodes/use_name_suffixes=true
+nodes/use_node_type_suffixes=true
+meshes/ensure_tangents=true
+meshes/generate_lods=true
+meshes/create_shadow_meshes=true
+meshes/light_baking=1
+meshes/lightmap_texel_size=0.2
+meshes/force_disable_compression=false
+skins/use_named_skins=true
+animation/import=true
+animation/fps=30
+animation/trimming=false
+animation/remove_immutable_tracks=true
+animation/import_rest_as_RESET=false
+import_script/path=""
+materials/extract=0
+materials/extract_format=0
+materials/extract_path=""
+_subresources={}
+gltf/naming_version=2
+gltf/embedded_image_handling=1
+gltf/texture_map_mode=1
diff --git a/cars/diehatsu_facade/stats.tres b/cars/diehatsu_facade/stats.tres
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b7c9a97
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cars/diehatsu_facade/stats.tres
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+[gd_resource type="Resource" script_class="CarStats" load_steps=2 format=3]
+
+[ext_resource type="Script" path="res://src/car_stats.gd" id="1"]
+
+[resource]
+script = ExtResource("1")
+display_name = "DIEHATSU FACADE 1.0"
+model_path = "res://cars/diehatsu_facade/car.glb"
+engine_power = 20.8
+mass = 680.0
+grip = 8.0
+length = 3.55
+width = 1.55
diff --git a/tools/build_cars.py b/tools/build_cars.py
index 164a8b1..5686534 100644
--- a/tools/build_cars.py
+++ b/tools/build_cars.py
@@ -120,6 +120,14 @@ CARS = {
                        ohang_f=0.52, ohang_r=0.50, wheel=0.22,
                        paint=(0.55, 0.75, 0.88, 1), chrome_bumpers=True, hatch=True,
                        indicators=True),
+    # Exhibit A: 1984 G11 Charade 5-door. 650 kg, a one-litre THREE-cylinder,
+    # rear louvres on the good ones. Gutless beyond parody IRL -> elite here.
+    "diehatsu_facade": dict(L=3.55, W=1.55, nose=0.60, belt=0.78, tail=0.92,
+                            bonnet=0.85, boot=0.30, roof=1.36, roof_rear=0.62,
+                            ohang_f=0.62, ohang_r=0.60, wheel=0.24,
+                            paint=(0.78, 0.10, 0.10, 1), chrome_bumpers=False, hatch=True,
+                            black_bumpers=True, louvres=True, indicators=True,
+                            side_strip=True, wide_grille=True),
     # mokes use the open-tub builder: style="moke"
     "mini_merk": dict(style="moke", L=3.05, W=1.42, nose=0.60, tub=0.66, canopy=1.38,
                       bonnet=0.85, ohang_f=0.55, ohang_r=0.55, wheel=0.26,
@@ -287,7 +295,8 @@ def build(car_id, s):
     tyre = material("tyre", TYRE, rough=0.9)
     chrome = material("chrome", CHROME, metallic=1.0, rough=0.25)
     dark = material("dark", DARK, rough=0.8)
-    bumper_mat = chrome if s["chrome_bumpers"] else paint_dk
+    # chrome > true black plastic > body-tone dark; 80s econoboxes are black
+    bumper_mat = chrome if s["chrome_bumpers"] else (dark if s.get("black_bumpers") else paint_dk)
 
     L, W = s["L"], s["W"]
     f, r, hw = L / 2, -L / 2, W / 2