diff --git a/THREADS.md b/THREADS.md
index 3de2be4..4c0a324 100644
--- a/THREADS.md
+++ b/THREADS.md
@@ -3228,3 +3228,96 @@ anchors are your GLB), but the tooling is now waiting, not TODO.
       · D's cold playthrough of site_02 — unblocked at last;
       · A decides the carport collateral number and the Anchor.type enum widening D flagged;
       · gate 3 (John plays the week) — FOUR sprints standing.
+
+[E] 2026-07-19 — 🧾 **LANE A — the job sheet and the invoice are drawn, rendered, and waiting for you
+    in `tools/jobsheet/`.** Same handover as the end cards: everything between the CUT markers pastes
+    into hud.js, and four PNGs sit beside it so you can judge it before you paste it
+    (`preview_sheet1`, `preview_sheet3`, `preview_inv_good`, `preview_inv_bad`; each state is also a
+    URL — `index.html?v=inv_bad`). It is **purely additive** — I did not touch `.card`, `.row` or
+    `.ledger`, every rule is a new class, so pasting it and wiring nothing changes nothing.
+      · **The letterhead is the trick.** One business, two documents, same masthead on both: the job
+        sheet and the invoice read as a pair of papers off the same outfit's printer instead of two
+        game screens. DESIGN.md opens with "you run a small landscaping outfit" and that has never once
+        been on the glass. The bill-to block is deliberately the SAME component on both — on the sheet
+        it's who you're working for, on the invoice it's who's paying, and it not moving is the joke.
+      · **Your `.ledger` already IS an invoice, it just never said so.** It gains a rule, an AMOUNT DUE,
+        and a terms line. That's it.
+      · **The one line I'd fight for: `.void`.** A bonus that was on the job sheet and did NOT survive
+        the night, struck through, still sitting in the same column as the money you did get. Four CSS
+        declarations. A bonus the player never watches fail is a bonus they never learn to protect —
+        see `preview_inv_bad`, where the $25 clean-site is dead and the carport is −$180 under it.
+      · Pay schedule is a **list, not three named fields**. base/garden/no-collateral is what SPRINT11
+        specifies, but a list costs nothing today and means a site wanting a fourth condition doesn't
+        need a card change — which is the whole point of sites being data.
+
+[E] 2026-07-19 — 💰 **LANE A — two design calls in that tool are YOURS, and both have reasoning in the
+    code beside them so you can argue rather than just accept.** Same deal as the carport's $180.
+      · **The business name.** A letterhead needs an outfit on it and we've never named the player's.
+        My proposal is **HARD YARDS** — a real idiom for the unglamorous grind nobody thanks you for,
+        literally about yards, one word at masthead size, and it's the joke the game already tells:
+        THREADS' own win-card line is "nobody thanks you for the storm that did nothing. That's the
+        job." That IS the hard yards. What I deliberately did NOT do is name it after the player — a
+        surname mark is the more authentic thing a one-person outfit would have, and it's the better
+        answer the moment the player has a name, but naming the player is a much bigger call than a
+        letterhead and it isn't mine to make in a juice pass. One constant changes if Sprint 12 names them.
+      · **The ABN.** An Australian invoice without one isn't an invoice — it's the detail that makes the
+        paper read as real. But any plausible 11-digit number is potentially a real business's tax
+        identity, so it's sequential digits, which reads as "example" the way 555 numbers do. Deliberate,
+        not lazy — please don't "fix" it into something realistic.
+
+[E] 2026-07-19 — 🚲 **`bike_kid_01.glb`** — the per-client prop. 1.15 × 0.33 × 0.74 m, 700 tris, and the
+    Hendersons now have a kid. It exists so the brief on the job sheet ("the seedlings have to be alive
+    when we get back") lands on a yard that visibly belongs to somebody.
+    **THE LEAN IS BAKED IN AND IT LEANS TOWARD −Z. Read this before you place it.** A bike doesn't stand
+    up on its own, so an upright GLB would read as a bug the moment it's placed; the tilt is applied to
+    every point at author time, about the X axis through the origin, so the tyre contacts map to
+    themselves and it sits ON the ground. In the Blender source it leans +Y. **You don't work in
+    Blender.** The exporter maps (x,y,z) → (x,z,−y), so in three.js it leans **−Z**, and −Z is where the
+    fence goes. Put the fence on +Z and it leans away into thin air — a bug that looks exactly like a
+    physics bug and isn't one. I wrote "+Y is the fence side" in the docstring first; it would have been
+    a lie by the time it reached you. Stand it ~0.10 m off the palings — bars touch a fence, not tyres.
+    **What it needs from you:** a loader line and a site-JSON key. There's no generic `props: []` — every
+    prop is a named top-level key (`gnome`, `shed`, `shedTable`), so the bike is dead weight until you
+    wire it, exactly like the carport was. Shipped with `mass_hint: 8.0` and `breakable: false`.
+    **Not priced, and that's a question for you, not a decision by me.** It's juice, not a trap. But it's
+    a bike in a 32 m/s funnelled southerly, and a bike that ignores that gust is a worse lie than no
+    bike. If you want it collateral my number is **$60** — a real kid's bike, well under the gnome-to-
+    carport span so it never competes with the site's actual trap, and the sting is that it's the one
+    piece of collateral the client's kid will notice is gone. Ignore that number happily; the prop
+    stands up without it.
+
+[E] 2026-07-19 — 🐞 **two bugs, both caught by LOOKING at the render, neither catchable by the suite I
+    already had** — and that's the interesting part.
+    (1) I wrote a comment saying "it's a step-through: no top tube" and then built a diamond frame with
+    a top tube. The comment lied about the geometry directly under it. (2) The fork had NEGATIVE rake —
+    the axle sat behind the head tube's axis instead of ahead of it — so head tube and fork drew as one
+    straight pole down through the front wheel, which is a pogo stick with wheels.
+    **Both passed the Blender verify.** Dims, tri budget, node names, GLB round-trip: all green, both
+    times. A bounding box cannot answer "is this the right shape", and I'd have shipped a prop whose
+    silhouette was wrong while every number said fine. The step-through diagonal is the ONLY reason it
+    reads as a kid's bike from across a yard — at 20 m you can't judge absolute size, so the silhouette
+    has to carry it and scale can't.
+
+[E] 2026-07-19 — 🔒 **the lean now has an assert, and I proved it fails.** `e.test.js` pins the bars'
+    centre to z < −0.05 in browser coords plus the wheels to the ground. Nothing else can catch a flip:
+    the Blender verify re-imports through the same mapping and round-trips green, and the bounding box
+    is the identical size whichever way the thing tips. I rebuilt the bike at `lean = 0°` as a negative
+    control — **Blender said `[PASS] 1.15 × 0.31 × 0.71`, the selftest went red, 1 failed / 298 passed.**
+    That's the axis trap this file's header has warned about since Sprint 3, and it caught me writing a
+    docstring rather than writing geometry.
+    status: selftest **299/0/0** (296 + 3), Lane E is 67 asserts, **32/32 GLBs byte-identical across
+    three full factory runs** (`210c47b2…`), and the un-tilt/restore round-tripped to the same hash.
+
+[E] 2026-07-19 — standing by, not blocked:
+      · **the tree-move** — still yours to trigger, B. C's gain drop goes first (their standing offer),
+        and if the funnel still kills every $80 line after it, I move the tree, not the ratings. The
+        ratings are the site.
+      · **A — I built the cards before yours exist, on purpose.** SPRINT11 gate 2 specifies the shape
+        (client + brief + pay schedule) well enough to design against, and this is the same
+        design-ahead-and-hand-over move as the end cards, so the tool is a proposal you paste, edit, or
+        bin — I have not touched your files and won't. If your night-entry shape lands different, the
+        markup doesn't care: it lays out label/value pairs and a quote.
+      · **integrator, small one:** `.claude/launch.json` is tracked and hardcodes port 8815, so every
+        lane clone's dev server collides with every other and with the integration checkout. I worked
+        around it locally rather than committing a port change into lane/e. Worth a per-lane port or
+        `autoPort` at integration, before five lanes try to run a server at once.
diff --git a/tools/blender/asset_report.json b/tools/blender/asset_report.json
index 3dc7157..1d555e5 100644
--- a/tools/blender/asset_report.json
+++ b/tools/blender/asset_report.json
@@ -380,6 +380,24 @@
       "status": "PASS",
       "problems": []
     },
+    {
+      "name": "bike_kid_01",
+      "dims": [
+        1.148,
+        0.328,
+        0.7269
+      ],
+      "tris": 700,
+      "nodes": [
+        "bars",
+        "bike_kid_01",
+        "frame",
+        "wheel_front",
+        "wheel_rear"
+      ],
+      "status": "PASS",
+      "problems": []
+    },
     {
       "name": "garden_gnome_01_broken",
       "dims": [
diff --git a/tools/blender/build_yard_assets.py b/tools/blender/build_yard_assets.py
index 3a211af..9354f43 100644
--- a/tools/blender/build_yard_assets.py
+++ b/tools/blender/build_yard_assets.py
@@ -121,6 +121,8 @@ PAL = {
     "bristle":     "#C9A659",   # broom straw
     "hail_ice":    "#DCEAF2",   # hailstone
     "window_warm": "#FFC98A",   # someone is home
+    "bike_kid":    "#D8483C",   # the Henderson kid's bike — bought bright on purpose
+    "bike_grip":   "#3B4048",   # grips and saddle
     "ref_pink":    "#E85C8A",   # the reference capsule — deliberately loud
 }
 
@@ -1446,6 +1448,137 @@ def build_garden_gnome_01_broken(name):
     return root
 
 
+def build_bike_kid_01(name):
+    """A kid's 16-inch bike, dropped against the fence (SPRINT11 §Lane E — the
+    per-client prop). The Hendersons have a kid; the kid has a bike; the bike is
+    against the fence because that is where bikes live. It exists to make the
+    job sheet's brief — "the seedlings have to be alive when we get back" — land
+    on a yard that visibly belongs to somebody.
+
+    LEAN IS BAKED IN, and that's deliberate. A bike does not stand up on its own,
+    so an upright GLB would be a prop that reads as a bug the moment it's placed.
+    The whole thing is built through `_tilt()`, a rotation about X applied to
+    every point at author time.
+
+    The origin is the ground line, and the tilt is about the X axis THROUGH that
+    origin — so the tyre contact points (z = 0) map to themselves and the bike
+    sits on the ground, not through it or above it. Drop it at ground level like
+    the gnome and rotate about the up axis to aim it.
+
+    ** WHICH WAY IT LEANS — read this before you place it, Lane A. **
+    In THIS file the bike leans toward +Y, because Blender is Z-up. You do not
+    work in Blender. The exporter maps Blender (x, y, z) -> glTF (x, z, -y), so
+    in three.js the bike leans toward **-Z**, and -Z is the side the fence goes.
+    Put the fence on +Z and the bike will lean away from it into thin air, which
+    is a bug that looks exactly like a physics bug and isn't one.
+
+    I wrote "+Y is the fence side" here first and it would have been a lie by the
+    time it reached you — this is the axis trap the header of e.test.js exists to
+    catch, and it caught me writing the docstring, not the geometry. There's now
+    an assert in that file pinning the lean to -Z in browser coords, so if anyone
+    ever un-tilts this or flips the export, the suite says so instead of you
+    finding out by eye. Stand it ~0.10 m off the palings — the bars, not the
+    tyres, are what touch a fence.
+
+    Not breakable and not priced: it's juice, not a trap. See my THREADS note if
+    you want it to be collateral — that's your call and it has a number in it.
+    """
+    root = add_empty(name)
+    frame_m = get_material("Mat_BikeFrame", PAL["bike_kid"], 0.55)
+    tyre_m = get_material("Mat_BikeTyre", PAL["mat_black"], 0.9)
+    steel = get_material("Mat_SteelDark", PAL["steel_dark"], 0.5, metallic=0.6)
+    grip_m = get_material("Mat_BikeGrip", PAL["bike_grip"], 0.85)
+
+    # The lean. −11° about X tips the bike toward +Y. Shallow on purpose: past
+    # about 15° it reads as "knocked over" rather than "parked", and this bike
+    # is meant to be resting, not already a casualty of the storm.
+    lean = math.radians(-11.0)
+    cl, sl = math.cos(lean), math.sin(lean)
+
+    def _tilt(p):
+        x, y, z = p
+        return (x, y * cl - z * sl, y * sl + z * cl)
+
+    R = 0.203           # 16" wheel: 406 mm diameter, the real kid-bike size
+    AX = 0.355          # axle from centre — 0.71 m wheelbase
+
+    # --- wheels. arc_points gives me the rim in the upright XZ plane; every
+    # point then goes through _tilt, which is the same thing add_arc_tube does
+    # internally minus the lean. Ten segments reads round at yard distance and
+    # keeps the pair under ~450 tris.
+    for side, cx in (("rear", -AX), ("front", AX)):
+        pts = arc_points(R, 0, math.tau, 10, center=(cx, 0, R), plane='XZ')
+        segs = [add_tube_between(f"{name}_{side}_tyre_s{i}", _tilt(pts[i]),
+                                 _tilt(pts[(i + 1) % len(pts)]), 0.019, tyre_m, verts=6)
+                for i in range(len(pts))]
+        segs.append(add_tube_between(f"{name}_{side}_hub", _tilt((cx, -0.028, R)),
+                                     _tilt((cx, 0.028, R)), 0.016, steel, verts=6))
+        join_group(segs, f"wheel_{side}", root)
+
+    # --- frame. Upright coordinates, tilted on the way in.
+    #
+    # It's a STEP-THROUGH: the tube from the head drops to the MIDDLE of the seat
+    # tube instead of running level to the top of it. That dropped diagonal is
+    # the entire reason this reads as a kid's bike from across the yard rather
+    # than as a small adult one — at 20 m you cannot judge absolute size, so the
+    # silhouette has to carry it. Scale alone would not.
+    #
+    # First pass built a diamond frame while the comment above it claimed a
+    # step-through, and I only caught it by looking at the render — the dims
+    # passed either way, because "is it the right shape" is not something a
+    # bounding box can answer. Same lesson as the Sprint 10 phantom post.
+    bb = (-0.05, 0, 0.175)          # bottom bracket
+    seat_top = (-0.165, 0, 0.600)
+    head_top = (0.245, 0, 0.615)
+    head_bot = (0.285, 0, 0.430)
+    # 45% up the seat tube — where the step-through's diagonal lands.
+    step_join = (-0.102, 0, 0.366)
+
+    tubes = [
+        ("seat_tube", bb, seat_top, 0.017),
+        ("down_tube", bb, head_bot, 0.018),
+        ("step_tube", head_top, step_join, 0.015),   # the step-through drop
+        ("chain_stay", bb, (-AX, 0, R), 0.012),
+        ("seat_stay", seat_top, (-AX, 0, R), 0.011),
+        # The fork is RAKED — the axle sits ~21 mm FORWARD of the head tube's
+        # axis extended to axle height. Sign matters and I got it backwards
+        # first: with the axle behind that line, head tube and fork drew as one
+        # straight pole down through the front wheel, which is a pogo stick with
+        # wheels. Rake is what puts the bend in the silhouette.
+        ("fork", head_bot, (AX, 0, R), 0.013),
+        ("head_tube", head_bot, head_top, 0.016),
+    ]
+    parts = [add_tube_between(f"{name}_{n}", _tilt(a), _tilt(b), r, frame_m, verts=6)
+             for (n, a, b, r) in tubes]
+    join_group(parts, "frame", root)
+
+    # --- the bits a kid actually touches. Bars sit across Y; the grips are the
+    # only two things on this bike that are worn, and they're the reason it
+    # reads as USED rather than as a showroom asset dropped in a yard.
+    bars = [
+        add_tube_between(f"{name}_stem", _tilt(head_top), _tilt((0.225, 0, 0.685)),
+                         0.013, steel, verts=6),
+        add_tube_between(f"{name}_bar", _tilt((0.225, -0.155, 0.685)),
+                         _tilt((0.225, 0.155, 0.685)), 0.012, steel, verts=6),
+        add_tube_between(f"{name}_grip_l", _tilt((0.225, -0.155, 0.685)),
+                         _tilt((0.225, -0.095, 0.685)), 0.016, grip_m, verts=6),
+        add_tube_between(f"{name}_grip_r", _tilt((0.225, 0.095, 0.685)),
+                         _tilt((0.225, 0.155, 0.685)), 0.016, grip_m, verts=6),
+        add_tube_between(f"{name}_saddle", _tilt((-0.200, 0, 0.615)),
+                         _tilt((-0.130, 0, 0.622)), 0.030, grip_m, verts=6),
+        add_tube_between(f"{name}_crank", _tilt((-0.05, -0.075, 0.175)),
+                         _tilt((-0.05, 0.075, 0.175)), 0.010, steel, verts=6),
+    ]
+    join_group(bars, "bars", root)
+
+    stamp(root, name, "prop")
+    # A 16" kid's bike is ~8 kg. Lane A/C: this is here so the wind CAN have it
+    # later — a bike that ignores a 32 m/s gust is a worse lie than no bike.
+    root["mass_hint"] = 8.0
+    root["breakable"] = False
+    return root
+
+
 def build_hail_stone_01(name):
     """One hailstone, ~22 mm (SPRINT5 §Lane E-1, "stone mesh if C wants geometry
     over sprites").
@@ -2193,6 +2326,12 @@ ASSETS = [
     dict(name="garden_gnome_01", fn=build_garden_gnome_01,
          dims=((0.10, 0.20), (0.10, 0.20), (0.33, 0.42)),
          nodes=["gnome"]),
+    # The per-client prop. Leaning, so the Y span is wider and the Z shorter than
+    # an upright bike's — that asymmetry IS the lean, and if it ever measures
+    # square again someone has quietly un-tilted it.
+    dict(name="bike_kid_01", fn=build_bike_kid_01,
+         dims=((1.00, 1.25), (0.24, 0.52), (0.60, 0.84)),
+         nodes=["wheel_rear", "wheel_front", "frame", "bars"]),
     # Aftermath wreckage (SPRINT3 §Lane E-2). Each keeps its intact twin's origin
     # and footprint so Lane A swaps in place.
     dict(name="garden_gnome_01_broken", fn=build_garden_gnome_01_broken,
diff --git a/tools/blender/contact_sheet.png b/tools/blender/contact_sheet.png
index 79d6b91..3199653 100644
Binary files a/tools/blender/contact_sheet.png and b/tools/blender/contact_sheet.png differ
diff --git a/tools/jobsheet/index.html b/tools/jobsheet/index.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8508d29
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tools/jobsheet/index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,408 @@
+<!doctype html>
+<html lang="en">
+<head>
+<meta charset="utf-8">
+<title>SHADES — job sheet + invoice preview (Lane E → Lane A)</title>
+<style>
+  /* ==========================================================================
+     LANE A — SPRINT 11 GATE 2. Everything between the CUT markers is yours to
+     paste into hud.js. Same deal as the end cards last sprint: rendered and
+     screenshotted before it was handed over, so it's a paste rather than a
+     design job. Take it, edit it, or bin it.
+
+     It is deliberately ADDITIVE. I have not touched .card / .row / .ledger —
+     every rule below is a new class, so the cards keep working exactly as they
+     do today if you paste this and wire nothing. The job sheet is the forecast
+     card wearing a letterhead; the invoice is your .ledger wearing one too.
+     Your existing markup slots in underneath both.
+
+     THE TWO DESIGN CALLS IN HERE ARE YOURS, NOT MINE — see BUSINESS and ABN
+     at the top of the script block. My proposals are there with the reasoning
+     beside them so you can argue with them, same as the carport's $180.
+     ====================================================================== */
+
+  /* ---- CUT HERE ---------------------------------------------------------- */
+
+  /* --- the letterhead ----------------------------------------------------
+     One business, two documents. This is the whole trick of the sprint: the
+     job sheet and the invoice carry the SAME letterhead, so they read as a
+     pair of papers off the same outfit's printer rather than as two game
+     screens. The player's business is the constant; the client changes every
+     night. That's the framing DESIGN.md opens with — "you run a small
+     landscaping outfit" — finally showing up on the glass.
+
+     Sits above the existing .card content, inside the same .card box. */
+  #hud-card .letterhead {
+    display: flex; align-items: baseline; justify-content: space-between;
+    gap: 16px; margin: -4px 0 14px; padding-bottom: 10px;
+    border-bottom: 2px solid #2f3f4a;
+  }
+  #hud-card .letterhead .mark {
+    font-weight: 800; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: .22em; color: #fff;
+    white-space: nowrap;
+  }
+  /* The trade line does the work a logo would. Lowercase and spaced out so it
+     reads as printed rule, not as a heading competing with the mark. */
+  #hud-card .letterhead .trade {
+    font-size: 10px; letter-spacing: .13em; color: #6d818e; margin-top: 3px;
+  }
+  #hud-card .letterhead .docket { text-align: right; white-space: nowrap; }
+  #hud-card .letterhead .docket .kind {
+    font-weight: 700; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: .18em; color: #8ba0ad;
+  }
+  #hud-card .letterhead .docket .no { font-size: 10px; color: #55677a; letter-spacing: .06em; }
+
+  /* --- bill-to / job-for block -------------------------------------------
+     Deliberately the same component on both documents. On the job sheet it's
+     who you're working for; on the invoice it's who's paying. Same box, and
+     the fact that it doesn't move between the two is the joke landing. */
+  #hud-card .billto { margin: 0 0 12px; }
+  #hud-card .billto .who { font-weight: 700; color: #fff; letter-spacing: .04em; }
+  #hud-card .billto .addr { font-size: 11px; color: #6d818e; }
+
+  /* --- the brief ---------------------------------------------------------
+     The client's own words. Italic and rule-marked because it is the one bit
+     of text on the card that isn't the game talking to the player — it's a
+     person who wants their seedlings alive. It should feel quoted, and it
+     should be the thing the player's eye lands on after the letterhead,
+     because it is the only place the stakes are ever said out loud. */
+  #hud-card .brief {
+    margin: 0 0 14px; padding: 9px 0 9px 12px;
+    border-left: 2px solid #3f5561;
+    color: #c3d0d9; font-style: italic; line-height: 1.6;
+  }
+  #hud-card .brief .attrib {
+    display: block; margin-top: 5px; font-style: normal;
+    font-size: 10px; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #55677a;
+  }
+
+  /* --- section rules ------------------------------------------------------ */
+  #hud-card .sect {
+    margin: 16px 0 7px; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: .18em;
+    color: #55677a; border-bottom: 1px solid #1c262d; padding-bottom: 5px;
+  }
+
+  /* --- the pay schedule (job sheet) --------------------------------------
+     This is a QUOTE, not a receipt: it's what the night is worth if you do it
+     right. It reuses your .row shape so it lines up with everything else, but
+     the money is dimmed — these are amounts you have NOT earned yet, and they
+     should not read with the same confidence as the bank line. The conditions
+     are the point; the numbers are just what the conditions are worth. */
+  #hud-card .sched .row b { color: #9fb3bf; font-weight: 700; }
+  #hud-card .sched .cond {
+    font-size: 10px; color: #55677a; letter-spacing: .02em;
+    padding: 0 0 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #1c262d; margin-top: -2px;
+  }
+  #hud-card .sched .row.headline b { color: #fff; }
+  #hud-card .sched .row.max { border-bottom: 0; margin-top: 6px; padding-top: 7px;
+    border-top: 1px solid #24343d; }
+  #hud-card .sched .row.max span { color: #8ba0ad; }
+  #hud-card .sched .row.max b { color: #ffd9a3; }
+
+  /* --- the invoice -------------------------------------------------------
+     Your .ledger already IS an invoice; it just never said so. These rules sit
+     ON TOP of it — paste them and .ledger keeps every behaviour it has, it
+     just gains a rule above the total and a due line under it.
+
+     .earned/.bad you already colour. The one thing I've added is .void: a
+     bonus that was on the job sheet and did NOT survive the night. Struck
+     through, not hidden. The player must see the money they didn't get sitting
+     in the same column as the money they did — a bonus you never see fail is a
+     bonus you never learn to protect. This is the single highest-value line in
+     the whole handover, and it's four CSS declarations. */
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.void span { color: #55677a; }
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.void b {
+    color: #55677a; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: line-through;
+    text-decoration-color: #7d2b2b; text-decoration-thickness: 1px;
+  }
+  /* The amount due. An invoice's whole rhetorical shape is that everything
+     above is argument and this is the conclusion. Give it the weight. */
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.due {
+    margin-top: 8px; padding-top: 9px; border-top: 2px solid #2f3f4a; border-bottom: 0;
+    align-items: baseline;
+  }
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.due span { color: #8ba0ad; letter-spacing: .12em; font-weight: 700;
+    font-size: 11px; }
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.due b { color: #fff; font-size: 20px; letter-spacing: .02em; }
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.due.neg b { color: #ff8f86; }
+
+  /* The terms line. Pure flavour, and the cheapest joke on the card: a real
+     invoice's most boring sentence, printed under a night that nearly killed
+     you. Left in as its own class so you can delete it in one line if it
+     doesn't land. */
+  #hud-card .terms {
+    margin-top: 10px; font-size: 10px; color: #45566a; letter-spacing: .04em;
+  }
+  /* ---- CUT HERE ---------------------------------------------------------- */
+
+  /* ---- preview chrome below; NOT part of the snippet --------------------- */
+  body { margin: 0; background: #060a0d; }
+  /* padding-top clears the toggle bar so a headless screenshot of any state is
+     a clean handover artifact rather than one with buttons through the
+     letterhead. Learned that the hard way on the first render. */
+  #hud-card { position: static !important; display: grid !important; place-items: start center;
+    padding: 74px 0 26px; }
+  .bar { position: fixed; z-index: 60; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%); top: 14px;
+    display: flex; gap: 8px; }
+  .bar button { font: 12px ui-monospace, Menlo, monospace; padding: 8px 12px; cursor: pointer; }
+  .lbl { position: fixed; left: 14px; bottom: 12px; z-index: 60;
+    font: 11px ui-monospace, Menlo, monospace; color: #55677a; letter-spacing: .1em; }
+</style>
+<style id="hudcss">
+  /* Lifted verbatim from hud.js so the preview renders in the real card's
+     skin. Do NOT paste this block — you already have it. It's here so that
+     what I screenshotted is what you'll actually see. */
+  #hud-card { inset: 0; z-index: 30; place-items: center;
+    font: 13px/1.7 ui-monospace, SFMono-Regular, Menlo, monospace; color: #dde5ea; }
+  #hud-card .card { background: #0d1418; border: 1px solid #2f3f4a; border-radius: 9px;
+    padding: 22px 26px; min-width: 440px; max-width: 620px; pointer-events: auto; }
+  #hud-card h1 { margin: 0 0 2px; font-size: 19px; letter-spacing: .16em; color: #fff; }
+  #hud-card h2 { margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 400; color: #8ba0ad;
+    letter-spacing: .04em; }
+  #hud-card .row { display: flex; justify-content: space-between; gap: 18px; padding: 3px 0;
+    border-bottom: 1px solid #1c262d; }
+  #hud-card .row b { font-weight: 700; color: #fff; }
+  #hud-card .stat { color: #8ba0ad; }
+  #hud-card .go { margin-top: 16px; padding: 9px 18px; background: #1d3d2a; border: 1px solid #3f7a52;
+    border-radius: 6px; color: #a8f0b8; cursor: pointer; font: inherit; font-weight: 700;
+    letter-spacing: .1em; }
+  #hud-card .verdict { margin: 14px 0 0; padding: 10px 12px; border-radius: 6px; font-weight: 700;
+    letter-spacing: .05em; }
+  #hud-card .verdict.win { background: #12321c; border: 1px solid #2c6b3c; color: #7fce6a; }
+  #hud-card .verdict.lose { background: #3a1618; border: 1px solid #7d2b2b; color: #ff8f86; }
+  #hud-card .pips { letter-spacing: .5em; font-size: 15px; margin: -6px 0 10px; color: #3f5561; }
+  #hud-card .pip.now { color: #7ee0ff; }
+  #hud-card .pip.held { color: #7fce6a; }
+  #hud-card .pip.lost { color: #ff8f86; }
+  #hud-card .ledger { margin-top: 14px; padding-top: 10px; border-top: 1px solid #24343d; }
+  #hud-card .ledger .row b { color: #a8f0b8; }
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.bad b { color: #ff8f86; }
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.total { margin-top: 6px; padding-top: 8px; border-top: 1px solid #24343d; }
+  #hud-card .ledger .row.total b { color: #fff; }
+</style>
+</head>
+<body>
+
+<div class="lbl" id="lbl">JOB SHEET · night 1</div>
+<div class="bar">
+  <button onclick="show('sheet1')">job sheet n1</button>
+  <button onclick="show('sheet3')">job sheet n3 (corner block)</button>
+  <button onclick="show('inv_good')">invoice · clean</button>
+  <button onclick="show('inv_bad')">invoice · carport</button>
+</div>
+
+<div id="hud-card" class="on"><div id="slot"></div></div>
+
+<script>
+/* ==========================================================================
+   LANE A — THE TWO DESIGN CALLS. Both are yours. Reasoning is here so you can
+   overrule it from an informed position rather than just accepting my taste.
+   ====================================================================== */
+
+/* CALL 1 — THE BUSINESS NAME. A letterhead needs an outfit on it, and we've
+   never named the player's business. My proposal is HARD YARDS.
+
+   Reasoning: it's a real Australian idiom ("doing the hard yards" = the
+   unglamorous grind that nobody thanks you for), it is literally about yards,
+   and it's the joke the game is ALREADY telling — DESIGN.md says you never
+   build the right thing, you build the least wrong thing, and THREADS' own
+   line for the win card is "nobody thanks you for the storm that did nothing.
+   That's the job." That is the hard yards. It's one word at letterhead size,
+   which is what a mark needs to be, and it stays funny on an invoice for $180
+   of someone else's carport.
+
+   What I deliberately did NOT do: name it after the player. A surname mark
+   ("<NAME> LANDSCAPING") is the most authentic thing a one-person outfit
+   would actually have, and it's the better answer the moment the player has a
+   name — but naming the player is a much bigger call than a letterhead, and
+   it's not mine to make in a juice pass. If Sprint 12 names them, this
+   constant is the only thing that changes. */
+const BUSINESS = { mark: 'HARD YARDS', trade: 'landscaping · shade · drainage' };
+
+/* CALL 2 — THE ABN. An Australian invoice without an ABN is not an invoice;
+   it's the single detail that makes the paper read as real to anyone who's
+   ever received one. But any plausible 11-digit number is potentially a REAL
+   business's ABN, and I'm not printing a stranger's tax identity on a game
+   card. So: sequential digits, which every Australian reader parses instantly
+   as "example" — the same convention as 555 phone numbers. Deliberate, not
+   lazy. Please don't "fix" it into something realistic. */
+const ABN = 'ABN 12 345 678 901';
+
+/* ==========================================================================
+   Lane A: swap this for your real night entries. The markup doesn't care what
+   the rows are — it lays out label/value pairs and a brief. Shape below is
+   what SPRINT11 gate 2 asks for: client + brief + pay schedule, as data.
+
+   Note the pay schedule is a LIST, not three named fields. base/garden/
+   no-collateral is what Sprint 11 specifies, but a list costs nothing now and
+   means a site that wants a fourth condition ("nothing tied to the carport")
+   doesn't need a card change — which, per SPRINT10, is the whole point of
+   sites being data.
+   ====================================================================== */
+const NIGHTS = {
+  sheet1: {
+    kind: 'sheet', night: 1, nights: 5, docket: 'JOB 1041',
+    client: 'R. & M. Henderson', addr: '14 Kurrajong St — backyard',
+    brief: 'The seedlings have to be alive when we get back. We fly out Friday and the beds are three weeks in.',
+    attrib: '— R. Henderson, on the phone, Monday',
+    storm: 'SOUTHERLY BUSTER', night_flag: false,
+    lines: ['gusting to 21 m/s, building after 9', 'rain: steady, 12 mm', null],
+    note: 'Nothing tonight can hurt the garden. Learn the anchors.',
+    bank: 95,
+    sched: [
+      ['callout fee', '$80', 'the night, rigged and stood up', true],
+      ['garden bonus', '$40', 'bed above 80% at dawn'],
+      ['clean site', '$25', 'nothing of theirs broken'],
+    ],
+    max: 145,
+  },
+  sheet3: {
+    kind: 'sheet', night: 3, nights: 5, docket: 'JOB 1043',
+    client: 'D. Okafor', addr: '2 Bight Rd — corner block',
+    site: 'the corner block — two streets, no shelter, and a carport that wants to be an anchor',
+    brief: "Whatever you tie to, don't tie to the carport. It's older than it looks and I'm not paying to put it back up.",
+    attrib: '— D. Okafor, written on the job docket',
+    storm: 'EARLY BUSTER', night_flag: true,
+    lines: ['gusting to 32 m/s, funnelled', 'rain: heavy · hail forecast', 'confidence: ±4 m/s (lead 0)'],
+    note: 'Hail is what kills a garden, and cloth stops hail. Get the sail over the bed.',
+    bank: 210,
+    sched: [
+      ['callout fee', '$80', 'the night, rigged and stood up', true],
+      ['garden bonus', '$40', 'bed above 80% at dawn'],
+      ['clean site', '$25', 'nothing of theirs broken'],
+    ],
+    max: 145,
+  },
+  inv_good: {
+    kind: 'invoice', night: 1, docket: 'INV 1041',
+    client: 'R. & M. Henderson', addr: '14 Kurrajong St — backyard',
+    subtitle: 'The bed came through it. So did the rig.',
+    rows: [['garden', '94%'], ['corners intact', '4/4'], ['what got through', 'nothing'],
+           ['hardware lost', 'none'], ['collateral', 'none']],
+    ledger: [
+      ['callout fee', '+$80'],
+      ['garden bonus', '+$40'],
+      ['clean site', '+$25'],
+      ['gear recovered', '+$18'],
+      ['spent on the rig', '−$62', 'bad'],
+    ],
+    due: '+$101', bank: '$95 → $196',
+    verdict: "Nobody thanks you for the storm that did nothing. That's the job.",
+    win: true,
+  },
+  inv_bad: {
+    kind: 'invoice', night: 3, docket: 'INV 1043',
+    client: 'D. Okafor', addr: '2 Bight Rd — corner block',
+    subtitle: 'The garden made it. The carport went to the neighbours.',
+    rows: [['garden', '86%'], ['corners intact', '3/4'], ['what got through', 'some hail'],
+           ['hardware lost', '$34'], ['collateral', 'the carport ($180)']],
+    ledger: [
+      ['callout fee', '+$80'],
+      ['garden bonus', '+$40'],
+      ['clean site', '$25', 'void'],
+      ['gear recovered', '+$6'],
+      ['the carport', '−$180', 'bad'],
+      ['spent on the rig', '−$71', 'bad'],
+    ],
+    due: '−$125', neg: true, bank: '$210 → $85',
+    verdict: 'You took the carport with you.',
+    win: false,
+    terms_extra: "They'll want that back up by Thursday.",
+  },
+};
+
+/* --- renderers. Lane A: these are throwaway — your hud.js already builds the
+   rows; all you need from here is the MARKUP SHAPE and the class names. ---- */
+
+function letterhead(n) {
+  return `<div class="letterhead">
+    <div>
+      <div class="mark">${BUSINESS.mark}</div>
+      <div class="trade">${BUSINESS.trade}</div>
+    </div>
+    <div class="docket">
+      <div class="kind">${n.kind === 'sheet' ? 'JOB SHEET' : 'TAX INVOICE'}</div>
+      <div class="no">${n.docket} · ${ABN}</div>
+    </div>
+  </div>`;
+}
+
+function billto(n) {
+  return `<div class="billto">
+    <div class="who">${n.client}</div>
+    <div class="addr">${n.addr}</div>
+  </div>`;
+}
+
+function brief(n) {
+  return `<div class="brief">${n.brief}<span class="attrib">${n.attrib}</span></div>`;
+}
+
+function pips(night, nights) {
+  return Array.from({ length: nights }, (_, i) => {
+    const done = i < night - 1, now = i === night - 1;
+    return `<span class="pip ${now ? 'now' : done ? 'held' : ''}">${now ? '◆' : done ? '●' : '·'}</span>`;
+  }).join('');
+}
+
+function renderSheet(n) {
+  const site = n.site ? `<div class="stat" style="color:#7ee0ff">${n.site}</div>` : '';
+  const sched = n.sched.map(([k, v, cond, head]) =>
+    `<div class="row ${head ? 'headline' : ''}"><span>${k}</span><b>${v}</b></div>
+     <div class="cond">${cond}</div>`).join('');
+  return `<div class="card">
+    ${letterhead(n)}
+    ${billto(n)}
+    ${brief(n)}
+    <h1>NIGHT ${n.night} OF ${n.nights}</h1>
+    <div class="pips">${pips(n.night, n.nights)}</div>
+    <h2>${n.storm}${n.night_flag ? '  ·  NIGHT' : ''}</h2>
+    ${site}
+    ${n.lines.filter(Boolean).map((l) => `<div class="stat">${l}</div>`).join('')}
+    <div class="sect">WHAT IT PAYS</div>
+    <div class="sched">
+      ${sched}
+      <div class="row max"><span>the night, done right</span><b>$${n.max}</b></div>
+    </div>
+    <div class="row" style="margin-top:14px"><span>in the bank</span><b>$${n.bank}</b></div>
+    <div class="stat" style="color:#8ba0ad;margin-top:10px">${n.note}</div>
+    <button class="go">RIG IT</button>
+    <div class="terms">Quoted on the forecast at time of callout. Weather is not a variation.</div>
+  </div>`;
+}
+
+function renderInvoice(n) {
+  const rows = n.rows.map(([k, v]) => `<div class="row"><span>${k}</span><b>${v}</b></div>`).join('');
+  const ledger = n.ledger.map(([k, v, cls]) =>
+    `<div class="row ${cls || ''}"><span>${k}</span><b>${v}</b></div>`).join('');
+  return `<div class="card">
+    ${letterhead(n)}
+    ${billto(n)}
+    <h1>MORNING · NIGHT ${n.night} OF 5</h1>
+    <h2>${n.subtitle}</h2>
+    ${rows}
+    <div class="ledger">
+      ${ledger}
+      <div class="row due ${n.neg ? 'neg' : ''}"><span>AMOUNT DUE</span><b>${n.due}</b></div>
+      <div class="row total"><span>in the bank</span><b>${n.bank}</b></div>
+    </div>
+    <div class="verdict ${n.win ? 'win' : 'lose'}">${n.verdict}</div>
+    <button class="go">NIGHT ${n.night + 1} →</button>
+    <div class="terms">Payable 14 days. ${n.terms_extra || 'Thank you for your business.'}</div>
+  </div>`;
+}
+
+function show(which) {
+  const n = NIGHTS[which];
+  document.getElementById('slot').innerHTML =
+    n.kind === 'sheet' ? renderSheet(n) : renderInvoice(n);
+  document.getElementById('lbl').textContent =
+    (n.kind === 'sheet' ? 'JOB SHEET · night ' : 'INVOICE · night ') + n.night;
+}
+/* ?v=sheet3 etc. — so a state is a URL. That's how the screenshots in
+   tools/jobsheet/*.png were taken (headless), and it means you can link me a
+   broken one rather than describe it. */
+show(new URLSearchParams(location.search).get('v') || 'sheet1');
+</script>
+</body>
+</html>
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diff --git a/web/world/js/tests/e.test.js b/web/world/js/tests/e.test.js
index 3f6b05b..39840e8 100644
--- a/web/world/js/tests/e.test.js
+++ b/web/world/js/tests/e.test.js
@@ -85,6 +85,8 @@ const ASSETS = [
             'beam_anchor_01', 'beam_anchor_02', 'post_anchor_01', 'post_anchor_02'] },
   { name: 'carport_01_wrecked', h: [1.9, 2.45],
     nodes: ['footings', 'posts', 'beams', 'roof_down'] },
+  { name: 'bike_kid_01', h: [0.60, 0.84],
+    nodes: ['wheel_rear', 'wheel_front', 'frame', 'bars'] },
 ];
 
 function sizeOf(gltf) {
@@ -185,6 +187,37 @@ export default async function run(t) {
     assert(Math.abs(b.min.y) < 0.05, `wreck sits at y=${b.min.y.toFixed(2)} — roof sheet through the ground?`);
   });
 
+  // A bike does not stand up on its own, so the lean is baked into the GLB
+  // rather than left as a rotation for Lane A to remember. That makes the lean
+  // DIRECTION an export-time fact, and export-time facts about axes are exactly
+  // what this file exists to catch (see the header): Blender is Z-up and the
+  // bike leans +Y there, but the exporter maps (x,y,z) -> (x,z,-y), so by the
+  // time A places it in three.js it leans -Z.
+  //
+  // Nothing else can catch this. The Blender-side verify re-imports through the
+  // same mapping and round-trips green, and the bounding box is the identical
+  // size whichever way the thing tips. If someone flips the export convention or
+  // quietly un-tilts the bike, the yard still loads, the dims still pass, and the
+  // only symptom is a bike leaning into open air next to a fence — which reads as
+  // a physics bug and would get chased in the wrong lane entirely.
+  t.test('the kid\'s bike leans, and it leans toward -Z (fence side)', () => {
+    const g = loaded.get('bike_kid_01');
+    assert(g, 'bike_kid_01 did not load');
+    const bars = g.scene.getObjectByName('bars');
+    assert(bars, 'bike_kid_01 has no bars group to measure the lean by');
+
+    // The bars are the top of the bike, so they travel furthest when it tips.
+    const b = new THREE.Box3().setFromObject(bars);
+    const z = (b.max.z + b.min.z) / 2;
+    assert(z < -0.05, `bars sit at z=${z.toFixed(3)} — the bike is upright or leaning the wrong way`);
+
+    // ...and it must still be ON the ground: the tyre contact points are the
+    // pivot, so an un-pivoted lean would push the wheels through or above it.
+    const all = new THREE.Box3().setFromObject(g.scene);
+    assert(Math.abs(all.min.y) < 0.03,
+      `bike sits at y=${all.min.y.toFixed(3)} — wheels through the ground or floating`);
+  });
+
   t.test('carport anchors stay a trap — the corner block has no good tie-off', () => {
     const g = loaded.get('carport_01');
     assert(g, 'carport_01 did not load');
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